oil is bad
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Nobody wants your crust
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Skateboarding is not a felony
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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question technology
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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i'm too tired to act capitalized
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Be just exactly the right amount paranoid enough
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Everybody loves giraffes
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Fear the clowns
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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CHOOSE SANITY
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Knowledge is Trivia
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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I'm ugly and I vote
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Let's vote for the pretty people
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I eat plants
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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spectacle
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I am your art whore.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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I have unrealistically high hopes.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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I prefer unpopular culture.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Culture Ninja
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Opposable Thumbs Rock!
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Sexy people don't litter.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Nature: Because someone's got to grow all those trees.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Quick! Ditch the spray cans before Europe wakes up!
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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What did Portugal ever do for me?
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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When life gives you lemons, throw them on the school roof.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Let me entertain you! (Void where prohibited.)
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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What would Nietzsche do?
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Diagnosis: Blah. Rx: Apply music liberally to ears & body 8x day.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Right now, fish are glowing at the bottom of the ocean.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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[/silence]
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Suspect men in suits.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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foster decay
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Mojo Status: Working
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Okay, fine, I'm awake. Now what?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Revenge is a dish best served with an aperitif, endives & capers
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Don't get mad. Get sad.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Passionately Bored
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Subversion is my paradigm.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Meat: It's America's Fruit!
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Edited music is like unsweetened frosting.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Boycott Edited Music
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Eschew Edited Music
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Microsoft Word reminds me of my mother.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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When did pimping become a good thing?
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Executive decision: cubicles or manacles?
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Bloody hell, use a spell checker!
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Hyphenate with moder-ation.
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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Point at the wrong.
of 61 votes, 3% like it
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Scream until it hurts!
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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Choose Despair
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Don't blame me. I voted to stay in the trees.
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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The monkeys had it right.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Be Livid
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Live Between Days
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Fight for The Groove
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Challenge The Void
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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please stop my brain
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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Disobey the rangers. Feed the wildlife.
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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opinions are stupid
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Screw the rangers. Feed the wildlife.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I take issue with your bliss.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I hate silver linings.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I AM SICK OF WEARING SOCKS
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Beware Stylish People
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Beware The Stylish
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Clothing -- Now Featuring Registered Trademarks!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I don't want to talk about it.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Ask me about my despair.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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FREE TIBET! (With purchase of Mumia Abu-Jamal & Leonard Peltier)
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Today It Happens
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Leave the seat down!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Being a nice person is no excuse for being incompetent.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Wake me when we get there.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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No MBA. Sorry.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Katie, how could you?
of 106 votes, 18% like it
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