i'm just the guy, eh.

shirts i have:

you sank my battleship
dark side of the garden
yo-fu
the family portrait had to be rescheduled
motovino
vikings are just swedish pirates
take a hike
mp(3)
well, this just really sucks
record
fruit of the plume
french army knife
in case of emergency, break dance
so far, this is the oldest i've ever been.
operation needed
rock out with your cock out
mmmh... delicious
tiagram
i high five strangers
stat city
paper tiger
get behind me we can start a parade
sublimi'mawesomeinal
metropolitan cardiac authority
sally finds a stray
now panic and freak out
i'm really awesome at being humble
av
electric sky

shirts i bought for my girlfriend:

doodle bug
pillow fight
she doesn't even realize
loch ness impostor
camouflage
technology ruins nature
allow me to explain through interpretive dance
eating brains, throwing shapes