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lemonalle
lemonalle aka lemonushka is a 32.59 year old girl, has been a member since May 29, 2005, has scored 57,701 submissions, giving an average score of 2.37, helping 1,014 designs get printed.
(an educational blog wherein i admire the specificity of certain words)


dewclaw/duclaw -- not just a chain restaurant



that's a dewclaw. i feel like i should've known this but i didn't.


sanpaku -- refers to people who have eyes with the whites showing around three "sides" of the iris (kwiki). viewed as rare and inauspicious. see jfk, marilyn monroe, and that one girl from the hills.




callipygian -- having well-shaped buttocks

learn me some more?
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kcollantes
   kcollantes on Jul 29 '09 at 12:36pm
WHOA
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on Jul 29 '09 at 12:38pm
cool! @ the eye thing.



i'd like to be gifted with callipygian.
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Jul 29 '09 at 12:38pm
I love this blog. I love it.
nasmo
nasmo on Jul 29 '09 at 12:40pm
aglet -- the little plastic sheath on the end of a shoelace



lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 12:41pm
this teddy bear is totally callipygian



lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 12:42pm
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 12:42pm
aglet -- nice!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 1:04pm
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 1:05pm
Waldeinsamkeit
phones
phones on Jul 29 '09 at 1:12pm
the girl at work i'm kinda in love with/heartbroken over has the most callipygian ass ever.



p.s. did i use that word right? i hope thats not an example of tautology??
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jul 29 '09 at 1:15pm
wouldn't sanpaku occur if you were simply looking up at a camera lense while keeping your head straight?
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jul 29 '09 at 1:16pm
also, sanpaku sounds suspiciously like sudoku.



i call shenanigans.
phones
phones on Jul 29 '09 at 1:17pm
sanpaku sounds like a Dragonball Z character
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Jul 29 '09 at 1:17pm
I don't think so Brian. I have small eyes.



*makes shifty eyes*
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jul 29 '09 at 1:17pm
eyes=penis



ZING!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jul 29 '09 at 1:18pm
oh man, i got you good
phones
phones on Jul 29 '09 at 1:18pm
peen-eyes
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jul 29 '09 at 1:19pm
I just learned about the philtrum today.



Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Jul 29 '09 at 1:19pm
oh man oh man oh man.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jul 29 '09 at 1:22pm
nice philtrum
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jul 29 '09 at 1:22pm
i'd fill HER trum!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 1:26pm
phones, i think you would say she is callipygian, because the other way might mean that her butt has a nicely shaped butt.



philtrum is awesome!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 9:31pm
Witzelsucht -- A neurological condition that accounts for why some people have a bad sense of humor (click). Patients have an "uncontrollable tendency to pun, tell inappropriate jokes and pointless or irrelevant stories at inconvenient moments."



There should be a specific word for the fear of having this condition.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 29 '09 at 9:37pm
tracerbullet on Jul 29 '09 at 1:15pm

wouldn't sanpaku occur if you were simply looking up at a camera lense while keeping your head straight?
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 29 '09 at 9:39pm
Also:



FEAT - A dangling curl of hair.



FERRULE - The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place.



ROWEL - The revolving star on the back of a cowboy's spurs
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 9:41pm
i think it's when you look like that regularly, without turning your head a certain way... like your eyes just float up like that. i would like eyes that show the white above the iris instead of at the bottom. that wouldn't be off-putting.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 9:41pm
great words! i especially love rowel.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Jul 29 '09 at 9:42pm
Ironic that sanpaku sounds so Asian and it doesn't seem like a common Asian characteristic.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 29 '09 at 9:44pm
Is this sanpaku?



Two Detectives



Do I have it?









This word is confusing as hell.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Jul 29 '09 at 9:44pm
Mezzanine - a low story between two other stories of greater height in a building, esp. when the low story and the one beneath it form part of one composition.



I didn't know this word when I started working and my boss uses it. I acted like I knew what she was saying and waited until someone else used the word near the mezzanine so I'd know what it was without feeling stupid.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 29 '09 at 9:46pm
Mezzanine is a pretty awesome album.



lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 9:51pm
you got it!



lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 9:51pm
so a mezzanine is like a first floor with a balcony? that's confusing!
d3d
   d3d on Jul 29 '09 at 9:53pm
lemnaceous

adj. - pertaining to or like duckweed; belonging to duckweed family of plants.
d3d
   d3d on Jul 29 '09 at 9:54pm
lurgulary

n. - the act of poisoning water
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 29 '09 at 9:54pm
EEEK.
d3d
   d3d on Jul 29 '09 at 9:54pm
rabiator

n. - a violent man
lookpolish
lookpolish on Jul 29 '09 at 9:54pm
It's dewclaw, not duclaw.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 9:55pm
i just looked up duckweed and it's pretty neat



more things should be lemnaceous. and lemonaceous.
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Jul 29 '09 at 9:56pm
I thought duclaw was actually "dew claw"?



I will add:



DIMPLES OF VENUS:





WEENUS:

d3d
   d3d on Jul 29 '09 at 9:58pm
weenus! seriously? that's awesome.

and i was about to go look for a name for those lower back dimples. thanks for saving me the effort.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 9:58pm
dewclaw! i stand corrected. dom was telling me about it so i thought it was spelled the same way.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 9:58pm
lol weenus
d3d
   d3d on Jul 29 '09 at 10:00pm
ganch

v. - to execute by impaling on stakes or hooks
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 29 '09 at 10:00pm
i got those. i didn't know there was a name for that either!
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Jul 29 '09 at 10:00pm
I think a lot of professional dog breeders/showers remove the dew claw from dogs? I think that's cruel. You should leave them as a neat little vestige of evolution.
lookpolish
lookpolish on Jul 29 '09 at 10:02pm
We recommend removing rear dewclaws, especially if there's no bony attachment.
d3d
   d3d on Jul 29 '09 at 10:02pm
those crusty lumps on a horses leg are called "night eyes"
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Jul 29 '09 at 10:03pm
For aesthetics?
d3d
   d3d on Jul 29 '09 at 10:04pm
the only thing that should be mutilated for aesthetic reasons is the human male wang

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