I drank What?!?!
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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T-Rex Wrangler
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Hey, eyes up here
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Noboby ever wants to pick Luigi.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Can also be used as a:
napkin
white flag
bandana
basket
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Dibs on the right kidney!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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WAR: Making everyones life interesting since 3,000,000 BC
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Back in my day, Werewolves and vampires killed people.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Dibs on his kidneys!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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This is my lucky WEDNESDAY shirt
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Change daily
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Likes to eat paste
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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center of a hula hoop
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Can be used as a napkin
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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can be used to signal a rescue boat
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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can be used as a white flag
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Insert donut here
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If it's not a headshot, then it doesn't count
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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TAILS, I WIN! -Last Words of Buddy Holly
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You just wasted 5 seconds of your life while reading this shirt
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm a Shy Nudist
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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WHAT THE !#&% IS THE GRIMUS?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I think nerdy girls in orange that solve mysteries are hot!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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IT'S VELMA, NOT THELMA!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My shirt can beat up your honor student
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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THIS IS MY BROTHER'S SHIRT... don't tell him that I wore it
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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CIRCUS BEAR WRANGLER
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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CAN BE USED AS A FLOATATION DEVICE
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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You just wasted 5 seconds while reading this shirt
(tinyprint)
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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ALIENS PROBE HERE
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Trust me, you don't wanna look to your right.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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YAH VEGETABLES!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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While you were reading my shirt, my partner stole your wallet
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I REMEMBER 8-TRACKS
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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BRAINS 25¢
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Insert 25¢
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Nobody ever wants to be Luigi
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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X is always for xylophone
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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While you were reading this shirt, my partner stole your wallet
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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insert knife here
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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aim cannonball here
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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shoot cannonball here
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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can also be used as a pillow case
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I attract bees
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I wish that I could read this shirt
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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ALSO CAN BE USED AS A FLOATATION DEVICE
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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KARATE PUNCH HERE
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A FLOATATION DEVICE
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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WE ALL EVOLED FROM MONKEYS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Trailer parks are playgrounds for tornados
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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WAR: Making life interesting since 3,000,000 BC
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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My roommate's shirt
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Sorry but I'm allergic
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I miss my Atari
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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It's an Archie comic book but but with Vampires...
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I was promised a jetpack
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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I'm made of meat and potatoes
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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It's pronounced NEW-cue-lurr
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Yes, but only on Tuesdays
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Super Mario was my babysitter
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Does anyone really like candy corn?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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FIRE: KEEPING YOUR BUTT WARM SINCE 3,000,000 BC
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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WAR: Making your life interesting since 3,000,000 BC
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Do bees sleep?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I'm soft like a bunny
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Trailer parks are just playgrounds for tornados
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Knowledge is overrated
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I was made from recycled parts
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I wonder if it's better in Cat & Dog Heaven?
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Atari was my babysitter
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I CALL DIBS!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I MISS MY BIG WHEEL!
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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MATHLETES ROCK
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Why do I always have to be Luigi?
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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OH CHEESE AND RICE!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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BRAINS 25¢
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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POMPEII '79
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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