1. In Tokyo Anything can Japan (Japan)
2. If Beijing Wants it Washington must Han it Over (The Peoples Republic of China)
3. Dracula You Give Blood a Vlad Name (Romania)
4. If She's not Happy Jamaica (Jamaica)
5. I thought a Maltese was a Flirt @ Forever 21 (Malta)
6. Pastrami Corn Beef on Rye Melted Swiss in the Carribean is Aruban (Aruba)
7. Its Sizzling in Trinidad & Tabasco (Trinidad and Tobago)
8. A Fast Food Nation is Togo (Togo)
9. Refusing Speedy Gonzalez Entrance to Switzerland is Cheesy(Switzerland)
10, Welcome to Indonesia I'm the New Sumatra (Indonesia)
11. Exhibitionists in the South Seas Stick out Your Tonga (Tonga)11. Exhibitionists in the South Seas Stick out Your Tonga (Tonga)
12. Mad @ gas in the Car They Went Electric (Madagascar)
13. Tired of Taco Bell?Why not try Alternative Mexican? (Mexico)
14. During the Dubai Holidays I stay at the Ramadan Inn (UAE)
15. The Rio Asylum is choc full of Brazil Nuts (Brazil)
16. Everyone is VeryImpassioned inNew Zealand (New Zealand)
17. I have Relatives all over the World including Aunt Artica (Antartica)
18. Sweden's Greatest Fruit is the Au Pair (Sweden)
19. I Have Munchen to Say about Barvarians (Germany)
20. Do You Think the South East Asian Nation Will ALaos in? (Laos)
21. Muscovites Love Sportscars Because Everyody is
Always Russian Around (Russia)
22. When in Rome Don't do as Roman Did (Italy)
23. Cave People Take the Train in te Holy Land Israel (Israel)
24. To Have Seance in Scandinavia First You Need a Norouija Board (Norway)
25. Frisky in Peru Machu Pinchu (Peru)
26. In Quebec Jim Morrison Led the French Doors (Canada)
27. Spain, Oh Sherry! (Spain)

Endless excitement
Double triple quadruple decker
ad infinitum

Down on the ground
on level one
a giant latex ad wound around
people leaning out
holding out cups
word spreading out

stairways of lucite
see through from level to level to
as the king of staircase number seven
could see the usurpers of level six
the scene on the street where the dispatcher harasses the tourists the tour guides
and the bus drivers simply I have left it

The Washed Over Actress by
a jagged Island rock off of Pont Aven
Morgan was a fairchild and in Brittany
So moved through Gaugin was gone

Going Going Van Going
Van Goghs
Van Going going Gaugin Gone

Where to Next
tell me where does Van Gogh's
van go to next?
Aix?
Whats the deal Vincente is not behind the wheel
I know Vangonsin
to buy earrings in Corning?

Or if he is behind the wheel
he is on the worng side of the road
and if caught will have to do community service
as to stay out of jail

Just like the Bikram yoga teacher said "try to get as much of your left ear as you can on the towel"

The EMS detail checks detail
of and on the pins pinned
the hydrant was lifted up the water flow spuming
by the three holed orb of deadly weight

And why worry about those wobbly strcutures?
when it is the poundage which is dead
dead as the scene in the city in the accident's surround
grey-town
a traffic light overhead
which color is it now?
in gray town
where the scene is dead

Should the Gutterball have fallen into the Coliseum?


So what happened once they got to the emergpincy room
and who lives behind the scenes of the accident did they see
the ball strike the objects so that the pins were in the gutter and looking up at the stars

Did the residents in the nearby building see the strike out?
see the strike strike the pins outside
and turn them pinside out
see the strike outside

Inside the appartments nearby
where the pins were stricken by the gutterball
inside the appartments nearby the aftermath of the gutterball
in the kitchen
in the kitchen in and of the appartment
nearby the aftermath of the gutterball
do they cook? are they cooking or about to cook
a turkey called a butterball?

I told you a bird should never work for a cat
or for cat matter a cat for a bird
or together it will be feathers
stop squawking
and get finicky

Whats that feline lo mein
out of the cage
to the litter of the law

So they made linguini out of the St. louis cardinals
baseballteam logo STL
after the chick and the kitten
went for a spell

Stay at home ! But ,why play alone ?
Dress for success shielded for the track
in Kevlar and long johns helmeted to
match matchboxers or hot wheels
with your bestest of friends
figure eights figure it out
electronic gadgetry with or without
Gentlepeople start your search engines!
google Dainese shut up in some alpine hotel room
doing formula one under the gun so much fun
fully gloved adrenalized and self love
gentle people start your search engines !

Full legnth body suits with armored insets
of coordianted coloring racing so
all embracing when a similarly clad opponent one is face to facing though the headgear is countenance encasing
start your search engines let the games begin

accurate manipulations
lane changing supple leather sensations
I control the switches bitches
stay at home fetishism
lilliputian auto eroticism
muscles flexing and in heavy projection

take it dainese
and with an iced venti green tea
where is the opponent I will be facing
off to chicago to see the store
Paris Hilton will probaly not go on Letterman anymore

The Burning Toaster
the Dragon Coaster
quick witted fantasies
not to be de-circuited
the waffle grid red hot
on toast release bazam
you say no slice
thousands of slices
formerly road kill rejuvinated
the qualities my personality previously posessed
got to go back to do a deep back backbend
go back to do a deep backbend
come forward again put your hands under your feet
for Pada Hatasana
the burning toaster
the dragon coaster
get up and ride the dragon coaster once again

The Burning Toaster
The Dragon Coaster
quick witted fantasies
bread popping out of two slots in the head
not to be de-crucified
the waffle grid wiring interlocking
on idea launch liftoff
the awning reads no slice
a whole wholesale operation offering discount loaves
skeletal animals like Dechirico's thinly painted horses
some missing lip and gum
one must manifest regrowth from within
go back to do a deep backbend
and come back and put your hands under your feet
for the second part of pada hatasana
the burning toaster
the dragon coaster
get up and ride the dragon coaster at Rye Playland Once again

The city grid
the circle and the square
the circle unsquared
the circle squared away
the squircle
the outer perimeter like a geyser a condom a broken polygon
the map goes on
but like the secret life of luggage
all happens between the lines

Going, Going. Going
Polygonal
the carousel tarmac vinyl

The secret lives within luggage
the secret lies sometimes within luggage
Now to build an amusement park from words
only to find it is a fair and being taken down
by teams of Meso-Americans
camoflogued in heavy work gear
the ferris wheel is de-illumined
slowly going inward
as the carnival gets ready
half is to go to another municipality
and the other half home

Here I am at the trapeze school
putting on the leather starps, fasteners, and buckles
for high flying
but it is a team which flies and interacts into
somersaults, leaps, tumbles, and groupings
of one two three four and five

Solitaires ,duets, trios, quads, and quintets
in a still life can also be like acrobats at just that moment
frozen in time
as the writer upon them is then the one in motion as he was the passive viewer when all was kinetic once upon a time

Perhaps this was a vision about other of this writers other works
a piece of the author in each wishing to take flight
without divergent thoughts intervention here in this dalliance
giving to each other coming together in magnificent joyous
arrangements and a spectacular collages of all concrete and as of yet imagined things?

I am going be to going abroad looking
still for the tissue of extrodinary exactitude
the hotel d'ballonacy
where the hotel shopping mall poem exiting the tissue of extrodinary exactitude
balloons

This time on the way to Europe there are no descriptives
because all this blogger brought was accepted as a carry on
accepted to be carried on

Is this really not the secret life of love?
where there are no secrets in
the secret life of love of lovers
if we begin

Do I wear a revelers masque
or dream perhaps floating in the oblivion pose
in supposed space by a police man I am tagged
after an electric charge cardigram
back to the speed mattress perhaps

at the center of the inwardly illuminating contraption
the face of the crumudgeon poet John Farris
going round and round when the machine is on
talking at your like a vision from wonderland
"oh! how funny to see you here at your wheel'

back again in thought
to the hotel room on the sand barge overlooking the ferris wheel
but only rounds now of black
an outer loop of black
and an inner one of red-
blurry abstract but for the moment

A wetsuited figure always stands on gaurd
for aesthetic turn on
and to protect the erection (protect the erections )
in site of the ferris wheel
in the clapboard partial historical recreation hotel

Pussy takes the bit
From the Helmeted Rider
In Jodphurs

A big pawed creature leaping;

Very Furry
and in a great hurry

Pussy takes the bit
and the rider with
the firm grasp on the reins is controlling it

“Welcome to road-stop America”
under martial law
shut down the muffin man
yes I said shutdown the muffin man
“I am going to have to knock someone around”
says the one yellow shirted longhaired manager brunette
to the more passive curly grey haired lady register operator
while counting out boxes of cigarettes currently camel

Then down up in Canada
where a waitress once indicated Jewish people eat lox
the owner of an inn by the falls is a woman
who sometimes wears loud print dresses
and has a large coif of unkempt hair
sits in a chair backwards
supervises the scrambling of eggs
through a clear window to the dining room
uses the exercise bike in the fitness cordion
but leaves at a question from a supposed tourist
who she assumes is her bread

TexasTajMaho
Income Taxi
Jesus died for our sims
and I MEAN ALL OF THEM

the pom-pom atop an attena
on drive by car passing and away
which in a flyway becomes Blue-jay
On this day which sees all the forrestry
first frosted before becoming Ice Crystal
all the way
the evergreens and barren decidious canopy
as if an orchestra of aging ladies with tinted coifs
who then scatter from their common place
as twin weeping willows are as if pink flamingos
as the score done by an opera diva con contralto


rolling along highway seventeen
all this roadwork and all these machines
smoothing together and filling out grooves
all of the contraptions all of the crews

TexasTajMaho
Income Taxi
Jesus died for our sims
and I MEAN ALL OF THEM

the pom-pom atop an attena
on drive by car passing and away
which in a flyway becomes Blue-jay
On this day which sees all the forrestry
first frosted before becoming Ice Crystal
all the way
the evergreens and barren decidious canopy
as if an orchestra of aging ladies with tinted coifs
who then scatter from their common place
as twin weeping willows are as if pink flamingos
as the score done by an opera diva con contralto

So finally it has come to this
a yellow X in a roadwork tic-tac-toe
how did you get into that orange jumpsuit
with a strike of instructive fluorescence
which as if to say do not run over me
but with a pair of sunglasses and a woollen cap
the road worker in the orange jumpsuit with the please don't run me over Yellow X standing on line at breakfest time at Tim Horton's orders a Muffin
and its' a fruit explosion


you cannot stand behind the stall in the nearby bathroom forever
your hairdo towering above
as you are filled by the mixed-up spirit
part forthright part horseshit and part defence
you cannot hide behind that door forever
your head visible but not yourbody
and once again your feet

there you are again
there she is again
coming to inspect the vehicle I am driving
(her vehicle that I am driving)
do you wnat to drive with me and see how I drive
or do you want to drive and see how I talk
because I am also the tour guide



there she would be
if her hair were only more firmly conscripted
her coif a sphere for the birds and the bees
like Marie Antoinette or Mde. Pompadour
in les Jardins Des Versailles
wating for the revolution to come and get that lovely head lopped off from her shoulders