I'll grant you that there is a limited number of movies known well enough for this to work, but still.

http://www.theaterhopper.com/store/tshirts/spoiler1.php
http://www.theaterhopper.com/store/tshirts/spoiler2.php

...about that joke where someone's making s'mores when their neighbor's house burns down.

http://www.bash.org/?349567

I have but one observation to make: one kick in the crotch of that little guy with the bow-tie and the whole thing comes tumbling down.

When I first saw the little guy on the right my first thought was, "A City With No People":


Kinda sad really. Especially since they don't really look that much alike. You know you have a problem with manga when you start comparing things in real-life to arguably minor characters in some random series...

There's nothing more manly than a fighter jet. Well, except a fighter jet dueling a T-Rex. But dinosaurs don't fit the stereotype, so that's all right. The lack of an F-16 or something similar is very disappointing though.

I keep trying to come up with the meaning of this shirt, but I must be pretty dumb, 'cause I don't get it. Is that a sentient levitating raindrop?

I know I'm not the only one who doesn't like light blue shirts, so I'm not going to start off with "Am I the only one who...". Rather, I wish to pose a question:

As a guy, what can one wear that would look good with a light blue shirt, and more particularly the precise shade of light blue that is on Threadless t-shirts? I ask this because in the year that I've known this Threadless I have yet to find something suitable. Even if this were day-glo orange I'd snap it up. But as it is...