Change the things you cannot accept.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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If I want your opinion, I'll plagiarize it from you.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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The world will end to the sound of chuckleheads.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Daft Punk is not playing at my house.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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My inner child has been grounded for life.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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You mean TV lied?
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Zombies in mirror are closer than they appearrrrghhhhhhhh!!!!
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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A little revolution now and then may cause dizziness.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Your ego is showing.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
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Music snob and proud of it.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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All I really need to know, I copied off of the person next to me.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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Look! Up in the sky! It's pollution!
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Look, up in the sky! It's pollution!
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Television told me that you are wrong.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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Apparently, we can't all just get along.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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The last mugger thought he could take me, too.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Go wash your mind out with soap.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I already gave my change to that guy over there.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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There's a good chance that I won't like you.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Global warming is killing my buzz.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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These aren't the dreidels you're looking for.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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These aren't the Dryads you're looking for.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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These aren't the druids you're looking for.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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My old Four Square injury is acting up again.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Not fit for zombie consumption.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Beware of Dogma.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Hug a zombie today!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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What if Godzilla was one of us?
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Liberal conservationist.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Self-deprecation is not a lifestyle.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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If I'm such a great catch, then stop throwing me back!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Self-deprecating and loving it!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Currently exceeds all expectations.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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I like to color out of the lines.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Feng Shui Master
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Men are from Mars. Women are from Crazyland.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I really miss kindergarten.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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I have really strange dreams.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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If it's too loud, then I am probably going deaf.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Lager, Sir, is regal.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Word is a four-letter word.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Never lick a steak knife.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Splat.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I'm feeling rather antisocial today.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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Inappropriate for all ages.
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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Objects in mirror are tailgating me.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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It's obviously way past my bedtime.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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What if they threw a war and nobody came?
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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Error: Out of Memory.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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There's a monster truck under my bed.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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My brain craves sustenance!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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Let's sit down and talk about the revolution and stuff.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Happiness is a warm gnu.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Please Do Not Feed The Sarcasm.
of 53 votes, 36% like it
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Unaspiring musician.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Actually, it is rocket science.
of 57 votes, 42% like it
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The lemming: nature's goth kid.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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If silence is golden, then I am full of bullion.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Recently diseased.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I was alive in a past life.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Thoughts like those will get you arrested.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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I fought the law and the law put me on probation for 2 years.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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A bird in the hand will probably bite your fingers off.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Cool in Theory: Electric Eel Petting Zoo
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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Monkeys make everything better.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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True knowledge begins in knowing when to shut up.
of 53 votes, 36% like it
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I put the mo' in emo.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I keep my friends close and my enemies in a bodybag.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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The platypus must have really made someone angry.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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Wipe that face off your face.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Jung at heart.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Stop stealing my ideas!
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Good Grammar is Sexy.
of 53 votes, 36% like it
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Jung Whippersnapper.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Someone get this damn monkey off my back.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Sometimes, I don't understand me.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I happen to like green eggs and ham.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Guilty bystander.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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So many ideas, so little time to brag about them.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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If I'm so great, then WHY AM I STILL SINGLE??
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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No, I don't mind control.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I majored in English. Hey, what's so funny?
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Your business is important to me.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Stalkers need love too!
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I had a date with destiny, but she stood me up.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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True knowledge begins in knowing more than you do.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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In space, no one can hear you whine.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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My cult of personality just committed suicide.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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How come you never see any baby pigeons?
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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A triceratops could *totally* take a tyrannosaurus.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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My hypocrisy knows no bounds.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Oedipus wreck.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not indecisive. Am I?
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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So I'm shallow. You're still hot.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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What did you expect to see on a t-shirt? Something profound?
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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I broke the glass ceiling. Bill me.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Inconspicuously absent.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Move. You're blocking my life.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Can't you see that I'm trying to breathe?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is ironic.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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TO REBEL AGAINST PARENTS, DATE HERE.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Do rabbits multiply like themselves?
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Petting zoos are kind of creepy.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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The sun is a mass of really hot yellow stuff.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Slightly cloudy, with occasional flashes of brilliance.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I plead the Fifth.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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eMpTyV.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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The music industry is killing music.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Believe it or not, I get paid to do this.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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What happens if you talk in your sleep about Fight Club?
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I am Jack's utter contempt for the law.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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START COPYING ME!
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I am Jack's complete lack of wit.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Flash! Ah-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Ha! Caught you monologuing!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Major record labels are an endangered species.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Downloading is saving music.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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If everyone was a non-conformist, none of us would be.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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If you can read this, you're invading my personal space.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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A city's greenspace is equal to the sum of its parks.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Analog 'till death.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Slide rules.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Stop shopping, start crafting!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Please insert life.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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See? I told you they'd print it!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Surviving artist.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Doesn't talk about fight club.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Intelligence is underrated.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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I don't really care about apathy.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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The quick brown fox ate the lazy dog.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Want to play anesthesiologist?
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Actually, I'm cooler than most people think.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Sushi is overrated.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Sushi sucks.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Sarcastically delicious!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Sarcastic and loving it.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Overpaid and loving it.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Deliberately vague.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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Isn't it about time you got a real job?
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Hates being interrup---
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Sorry, Out of Ideas.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Happy Accident.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Turned right at Albuquerque.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Everybody Loves Rayon.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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I knew the Muffin Man.
of 62 votes, 32% like it
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All in all you're just another brick.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Simon Says You Can't Sing.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Not now. Not ever.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Because people like to say "salsa."
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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My current mood is :^(
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Your political forecast: Slightly cloddy, with a chance of reign.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Now is the time for all good men to give me five bucks.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Fork off.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I lettered in chess.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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This is the semester of my discontent.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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Trust no one. Who uses. Sentence fragments.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Kumquat. Look it up.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Treehuggers leaf me alone.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Elitist indie rock kid.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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My movie quotes are better than your movie quotes.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I made this shirt at band camp.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Vinyl smells better than MP3.
of 60 votes, 32% like it
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Then again, maybe I won't.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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My emo band won't beat up your emo band.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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It's too late. You're already undressed.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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The egg came first. End of story.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Pbfttt!!!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I'm undressing you with my mind, and you can't stop me.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Nude forever.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Hold, please.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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If it's impolite to stare, then why do we wear shirts like this?
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Well-adjusted malcontent.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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That's some bad hat, Harry.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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The celery stalks at midnight!
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Walking cliché.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Easily distrac...
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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These are fake.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Socially inept.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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I don't work here.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Ambiguously straight.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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