Theres more of me to love. Also more of me to eat if we get lost.
of 58 votes, 31% like it
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The Greek Alphabet was the Original Beta Version
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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If you have nothing nice to say, say it on the Internet.
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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LOGO!
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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Extra U's make youu souund classy aund British
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Bad analogies are like quantum mechanics in a wedding cake
of 72 votes, 28% like it
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Cats are hipster roommates that poop in boxes
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I am the mythical two-eyed cyclops
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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Plumbing is not as adventurous as video games make it seem
of 62 votes, 35% like it
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keep it real: multiply by i
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Gynecologists are up to something fishy
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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In the future, everyone will have 140 characters of fame
of 74 votes, 7% like it
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Radioactive dating is not as romantic as it sounds
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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I get a kick out of playing soccer
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Canadian accents are sex-eh
of 31 votes, 74% like it
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Gay whales blow holes
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Get out, have fun, don't be sad!
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Gay sharks love seamen
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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I'm a people person. (I'm secretly two midgets.)
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Help the starving children: Eat everything on your plate.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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My pubes look like Justin Bieber
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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Consumerism: Don't Buy Into It
of 40 votes, 50% like it
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This shirt is so ironic it's sardonic
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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If I'm a narcissist, I'm probably the best one ever.
of 47 votes, 62% like it
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Here's the plan: Make more plans
of 39 votes, 64% like it
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Farmers know how to handle their hoes
of 52 votes, 60% like it
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Earthquakes are groundbreaking
of 92 votes, 62% like it
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<shirt> (at top)
</shirt> (at bottom)
of 97 votes, 63% like it
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Multiplication: Get with the times!
of 112 votes, 75% like it
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I'd be a lot more rad if I wasn't already so ace
of 79 votes, 54% like it
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Racing is a lot more fun when you can throw turtle shells
of 123 votes, 69% like it
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Ghetto ducks grow up on the wrong side of the quacks
of 98 votes, 49% like it
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F5 can be so refreshing
of 138 votes, 78% like it
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Ladders need to step it up
of 121 votes, 58% like it
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A vampire taught me how to count
of 132 votes, 64% like it
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School: It teaches you some stuff and some things
of 109 votes, 54% like it
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I can read at the speed of words
of 116 votes, 66% like it
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My other shirt has bigger arrows
of 84 votes, 45% like it
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If this shirt's a rockin', I'm probably having a seizure.
of 128 votes, 63% like it
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Nobody that loves cookies is a monster
of 182 votes, 79% like it
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I'm so hungry, I could eat 3.14 pies
of 140 votes, 55% like it
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Politely asking will get you more ice cream than screaming for it
of 142 votes, 70% like it
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Turkey makes me sleepy. So did the Ottoman Empire.
of 120 votes, 49% like it
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I only carve jack-o'-lanterns because I hate pumpkins
of 107 votes, 54% like it
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This shirt protects me against werewolves (in silver foil)
of 115 votes, 55% like it
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I think I'd like plays more if they had more car chases
of 110 votes, 55% like it
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Time travel is so last year...and next year
of 137 votes, 71% like it
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How do asteroids stay so crunchy in the Milky Way?
of 130 votes, 63% like it
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I wrote a short story. The End.
of 152 votes, 68% like it
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Books: Because Trees Need to Know Their Place
of 174 votes, 71% like it
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If evolution is real, how come I can't breathe fire yet?
of 173 votes, 69% like it
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Reality is what I do when I'm not blowing up aliens
of 140 votes, 54% like it
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The Amish do it with the lights off
of 135 votes, 50% like it
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Daylight savings proves that time travel is possible
of 147 votes, 69% like it
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Grammar are overrated
of 165 votes, 61% like it
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Whispering is not aloud
of 138 votes, 57% like it
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A bird in the hand is worth a handful of bird poop
of 137 votes, 49% like it
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Time flys when you put a jetpack on it
of 134 votes, 52% like it
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Alarm clocks rob you of your dreams
of 138 votes, 64% like it
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I'm so retro this shirt has wood paneling.
of 146 votes, 57% like it
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Gravity is just a hug from the Earth
of 173 votes, 73% like it
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[upside down text] You look ridiculous reading this.
of 180 votes, 75% like it
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If you can read this then I'm not a very good stalker.
of 184 votes, 78% like it
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If you can read this it means we are not hugging
of 142 votes, 60% like it
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Iran / Jamaica: Be careful which one you get stoned in
of 136 votes, 48% like it
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What's the deal with rhetorical questions?
of 139 votes, 55% like it
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Licensed Air Guitar Instructor
of 169 votes, 50% like it
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