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FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME aka Evan Ferstenfeld is a 34.87 year old boy, has been a member since May 5, 2006, has scored 147,299 submissions, giving an average score of 1.78, helping 1,866 designs get printed.
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Having a select design is kind of the and-all-be-all of “you made it”-ness on Threadless, and I was pretty certain I’d never get to do one being “just” the collab idea and slogan guy. So when I was the first funny sentence guy in Threadless history to get four type tee prints (Maltzmania and Larlar have since joined the quadruple printie-slogan club), I was just pleased to have had that many slogans Threadless saw fit to print on wearable torso fabric let alone a select invitation coming my way. After all, it made my “look I got printed!” box on the upper right of my profile perfectly symmetrical to ease my minor OCD tendencies. Soon after a couple sloganeers mentioned in the Official Slogan Club that I should get a type tee select, to which I appreciated the thought but knew it was just a pie in the sky dream, if that pie was stuffed with letters and punctuation marks.

A couple days later I booted up the ol’ Threadless talk around town section known as the blogs and saw that incredible sloganmeister Jesse Tatton aka Krokun had started a "Get Evan A Select Type Tee!" blog, one of the most touching altruistic gestures anyone has done for me. After profusely thanking Jesse for doing something so cool and promising that he would win the next five slogan club contests whether he submitted anything or not, I saw some of the OSC diehards jotting their name on the list and assumed the first day of the blog would be the last I’d see of it. But day after day and bump after bump by Jesse and others in Threadville, the most important petition list since the viewers of The Tom Green Show pleaded with MTV for just one more season kept growing, until Jesse had guilted over 100 people to sign their digital Hancock to his typographical mission statement.

Completely unknown to me once again, Jesse took the list and emailed it along with a little letter of intent to Dustin Hostetler, head of the Threadless select project. Lo and behold, within a couple of days he got a reply :

Hey Jesse
Sorry for the delay.. had to pass your email around the office and get some input.
I am in fact the person to talk to about this.. and in general I think its a good idea.

We are not looking to make 4 time type tee winners also Select artists, as at least in my eyes it's two completely different beasts.. but Im open to doing this as a one time thing.


Note: Threadless later informed me that the type tee select honor was also given to me for the four plus collaboration designs I have been involved in that have been printed.

Jesse then excitedly sent me the email and gave me all the info I needed to get in touch with Dustin and start the project, to which I was without speech (or words to type) to say thank you for a couple of minutes to Jesse for actually getting this redonkulous dream into a reality! I was also once again amazed at the power of the Threadless community to band together on something that was not at all on Threadless’s radar to holler and wave their hands around to get them to notice. Threadless also proved for the millionth time over that it is far and away the most amazing and thoughtful giant company in worldly existence. There was no reason for Threadless to give this a green light, yet with Jesse’s blogging grassroots petition and Threadless being so interconnected with its community’s members, basically treating us like we have a seat at their CEO board room meetings, this select type tee came together out of thin air.

After pitching a ton of more radical ideas regarding text and typography using belt printing and all kinds of other fancy-pants processes, Dustin kindly informed me that he really wanted more of an elaborate type tee idea than something that abstract. While I was a little disappointed since I thought the select tee would really let me go crazy, I understood his reasoning, sigh.

I really wanted do this type tee adventure with someone who was an expert typographic marksman as well as someone who didn’t have anything printed before so we could both have our Threadless dreams come true at once! I instantly put Andrew Gregory aka Lunchboxbrain in my crosshairs to do this project with me, even though since this project was completed the guy has had type tee funnies of his own printed! Way to spoil my plan by having an excess of hilarity and being prolific and stuff, man! Andrew hopped aboard right away for the select journey and I promised to keep Jesse up on the type tee happenings since I thought I kinda owed the guy that much, lol.

I had a couple thoughts on how to go with this design and Andrew had a ton of his own, so we produced some rough drafts for Dustin who gave us helpful feedback on the project. I tried to push Andrew harder and harder to get out of his typo safety zone and really cut looser and crazier with the design, and he came through in a monstrous way with every update being more impressive than the last! Here’s a bunch of the styles the design went through.














So there you have it, the power of the Threadless community as well as Threadless itself being the most responsive company there is, all rolled into one extremely long-winded story! Since this design wouldn’t have been possible without the help of everyone here, I gave nearly all the money for the project to Jesse and Andrew, as well as converting the select gift certificate into STP’s to use as prizes for the Official Slogan Club slogan contests (one is starting this week, check in on it!).

I also want to give away this tee to someone who has actually been bored enough at work or are working on their patience by reading this far into the blog, so whoever cut and pastes any slogan that they wanna see printed by anyone on Threadless (links to vote on it would be helpful too!) in this blog will be entered into a drawing for this shirt next Monday!

Viva la good slogans and thanks again everyone!

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shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Nov 16 '09 at 11:18am
awww :D



threadless community ♥
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Nov 16 '09 at 11:19am
:D Congrats! And in way more than 4 full paragraphs!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 16 '09 at 11:22am
yup yup Becca! We/you/us rule!



haha Tiff, just think of my paragraphs like every sensible person's word and it's actually a pretty short blog.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 16 '09 at 11:23am
oy, so many words.



blog recap:



Evan: "Thanks, Threadless!"

Threadless: "No, probs, dogg!"
Frogking
Frogking on Nov 16 '09 at 11:24am
Congrats man!
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Nov 16 '09 at 11:24am
that was a great story



congrats evan
corey9
corey9 on Nov 16 '09 at 11:26am
awesome! congrats man!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 16 '09 at 11:27am
Brian, you're way off the mark. It's more like this:



Evan:"Thanks, Jesse, Andrew, Threadless community, and Dustin!"

Threadless:"No probs, dogg!"



And I'm trying to bring the blog into a short story age, didn't you know that?
Lonkiponk
Lonkiponk on Nov 16 '09 at 11:30am
This is such a good story to read, It should be in a book of fairytales, and read to children before they go to sleep.



Congrats.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 16 '09 at 11:32am
bah, now you're just splitting hairs!
lunchboxbrain
lunchboxbrain on Nov 16 '09 at 11:55am
Evan - corny as it may sound, it was a real privilege collabing with you on this epic achievement. I think this Select is a testament to just how awesome Threadless is - the bloggers who started and supported the call for your Select, the willingness of the Threadless staff to give it a chance and your supreme wordsmithing skills, ingenious concepts and your constant encouragement.



To recap:



Me: "This is awesome!"
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Nov 16 '09 at 12:00pm
i am happy LBB did the designery
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Nov 16 '09 at 12:04pm
this is crazy!



:^D
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 16 '09 at 12:04pm
congrats again dude!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 16 '09 at 12:05pm
We are not looking to make 4 time type tee winners also Select artists, as at least in my eyes it's two completely different beasts.. but Im open to doing this as a one time thing.



:( you ruined it for all of us! :P just kidding, or am I? i am....not..no I am.
krokun
krokun on Nov 16 '09 at 12:15pm
Way to go Evster!
walmazan
   walmazan on Nov 16 '09 at 12:21pm
Felicidades amigo!
B 7
   B 7 on Nov 16 '09 at 12:21pm
Super congrats!
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 16 '09 at 12:37pm
Thanks a million again people! I can't believe it's a printed fabric reality!



Maltz, I know dude, I felt really excited by being able to do this but then sad that i might be the only sloganeer that was able to do one. But if you read the fine print, it says 4 time type tee winners but nothing about 5 timers like yourself Maltz! Start bugging the living crap out of them, you and Larlar totally deserve your own!



Andrew, thanks so much man, I was so happy you so readily agreed to do this with me. This wouldn't have been half the design it was without your ideas and input and miraculous ways with the illo powers.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 16 '09 at 12:40pm
bahaha naw it's all good, i think it's good to just have you as the sole one! I may have to break the recession piggybank for this shirt
fat pigeon
   fat pigeon on Nov 16 '09 at 1:08pm
Congrats man! Looks great! Great job LBB!!!
ratkiss
   ratkiss on Nov 16 '09 at 1:15pm
Awww!

That's so rad!

Congrats again, Evan!
Retroludo
Retroludo on Nov 16 '09 at 1:26pm
This is awesome and all I can say is, about time!!!
krokun
krokun on Nov 16 '09 at 1:34pm
Everyone better buy this. S'all I'm sayin.
PuppetMeat
PuppetMeat on Nov 16 '09 at 1:34pm
Congrats Evan & Andrew!! Really well deserved select. Turned out looking really nice!



Nathan needs a print or many prints preferably.
rodrigobhz
   rodrigobhz on Nov 16 '09 at 1:42pm
Great job and congrats again!
againstbound
   againstbound on Nov 16 '09 at 3:35pm
Man, just what we needed, something else to make this guy think he's special, damn it, threadless.
againstbound
   againstbound on Nov 16 '09 at 3:38pm
Just messing with you, man, but you know you wouldn't want irt any other way.



Huge congrats on this, you deserve it, and Andrew did a killer job on it. And I read the whole damn thing!!
alexmdc
   alexmdc on Nov 16 '09 at 3:42pm
wow thats cool just got rading your book about the select :P



threadless community and the member that make it are so awesome and go outta their way to help others!
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Nov 16 '09 at 3:53pm
This is peachy, you deserve it Evan! ConGREATS!
EricDiaz
EricDiaz on Nov 16 '09 at 3:59pm
Congrats dude! I'm totally going to read all of that when i have a day off :D
jess4002
jess4002 on Nov 16 '09 at 6:58pm
yay! congratttsss! :D
soloyo
soloyo on Nov 16 '09 at 7:10pm
Here I copy and paste the slogan that should be printed and I think everyone should pick this one as well



"It's Never Too Late If You Have A Time Machine."

209 votes threadless!!! PRINT IT Already!
soloyo
soloyo on Nov 16 '09 at 7:14pm
here is the link to I'd wear it



It's Never Too Late If You Have A Time Machine.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 17 '09 at 12:20am
Thanks again mucho amounts, everyone! It means a lot to me.



Hector, haha, right? I don't need any more accolades to turn into a self-obsessed arroganator, that project's been complete for years now!



Keep pasting those slogan links peoples!
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Nov 17 '09 at 12:27am
Awesome job dude and I'm too lazy to post a permalink for someone's individual slogan but this guy has some great stuff:



frostedlemoncoward
Flying Mouse 365
   Flying Mouse 365 on Nov 17 '09 at 1:41am
Well done guys! Evan congrat to be the first who have TypeTee select in Threadless!! Way to go!!!
igo2cairo
   igo2cairo on Nov 17 '09 at 2:40am
Such a wonderful and inspiring story! Huge congrats guys! You really deserved this Evan and the shirt looks awesome, great treatment by LBB. :)
Vindemiatrix
Vindemiatrix on Nov 17 '09 at 8:33am
Congratulations Frick! That is mad rad.
littleclyde
   littleclyde on Nov 17 '09 at 11:07am
So deserved, Evan. Way to go!
jodabaum
   jodabaum on Nov 17 '09 at 11:14am
Just PURE AWESOMENESS!
ivejustquitsmoking
   ivejustquitsmoking on Nov 17 '09 at 11:29am
wait this is not a 4 paragraph explanation :))



Hey congrats and wtg Jesse!
scao
scao on Nov 17 '09 at 2:00pm
Congrats to everyone involved, it really turned out nicely!



As for slogans, I'm always a fan of running the last 10 meters in slow motion cost me the gold.



And anything by Nathan is pretty good.
ryangoestoschool
ryangoestoschool on Nov 18 '09 at 2:59am
That seriously brought a tear to my eye. The kindness and heart of humanity truly shows through the light and hope evident in all of us.



...



you know what i mean.



Seriously dude, congrats. You are the God to my Jesus, the pants to my shorts, the turkey to my chicken....the cheesecake to my grilled cheese...in other words, I hope to be just as great and frickinawesome as you one day!



as for slogans, I dont have any one in particular, but basically any of JESS4002's slogans deserve to be printed...more.



congrats again!
7 days later
Chengui
   Chengui on Nov 25 '09 at 4:50pm
I am so out of it - I only just now realized this was a SELECT! SWEET dude!
EricDiaz
EricDiaz on Nov 25 '09 at 5:00pm
Seriously, this might be the first ever type tee i buy...
2 days later
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Nov 28 '09 at 3:01am
Ross, Tomas, Hon Lam, Terry, Vinde, Littleclyde, Jodabaum, Marco, Scao, Jeffrey (you bastard! lol), thanks so much!



Ryan, your eloquence and complete delusion of me knowing what the hell I'm doing all these years on Threadless is inspiring and certainly appreciated!



Brian, hahaha, yeah man, Andrew and I made this tee when the thought of a random Threadless artist creating a type tee wasn't even thought of yet...



Eric, that makes my heart spill rainbows of happiness!



soloyo
soloyo on Nov 28 '09 at 10:07am
who won the drawing?
8 days later
lunchboxbrain
lunchboxbrain on Dec 06 '09 at 12:46pm
me thinks this got restocked due to the insane demand for the pure type tee awesomeness! woohoo!!!
soloyo
soloyo on Dec 06 '09 at 1:06pm
did I won?

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