Adopted by BrAngelina
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Adopteed by Brangelina
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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An apple a day costs a lot
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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An apple a day gets expensive
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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An Apple a Day Makes me Horny
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Are you warmed from medicine take?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Ask my mom!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Beuller?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Birds and Bees are confusing
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Bodily Functions make me giggle.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Brangelina Adopted Me
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Brenda?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Collars belong DOWN
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Cops love this shirt
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Deadbolt? I just knock the door down
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Dear Penthouse Letters...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Did you bring the rope?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Do you want...Karate?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Doesn't date guys whose names end in vow
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Don't feed me after midnight
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Feces are baby mice
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Follow me to the pirate gold
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Free Duke
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Frozen Nigerian Funds paid for this
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Full-Contact Lover
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Future Ex-Husband
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Ghost pirates are scarier than regular p
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Honk if you love robots
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I am good at driving boats and planes.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I Buy These in Bulk
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I could pick most locks with a credit ca
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I don't date guys whose names end in vowels
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I dreamt this
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I Fixed the Special Olympics
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I got stoned in morocco
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I have a rapist's wit
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I heart naps
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I miss the 80s
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I never played high school football
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I real life rocks beat paper
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I smell ice cream
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I want to taste your dopamine
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm getting paid for this
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not like most monkeys
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm starting a new fad
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm too old for this sh*t
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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If I'm sleeping, wake me up in five minu
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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If this was Tokyo, you'd already be dead
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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If you can read this, shout at the perso
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Jeff Cohen (Chunk) is now a lawyer
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Let's embarass each other. You go first.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Liberal Arts for the Win!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Me, You, Cheap Champagne?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Me, You, Sushi?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Meet me by the beer.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Meet me by the sushi.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Naughty by Nurture
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Nigerian Princes use me for Banking
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Nouns Prepositioned Me
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Opposite Sexes Attract
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Pacman or die!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Pants are for yuppies
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Pee. Hahahaha.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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People with low self-esteem like me
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Protest Pants!!!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Searching 4 a chinese girl w/ green eyes
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Shirt glows when beer is near
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Shirt glows when sushi is near
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Silly emo, hearts don't belong on t-shir
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Someone in Heaven loves me
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Someone in Hell loves me
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Sooo...Did Pedro Win, or what?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Sporks, Norris, & Ninjas Suck
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Sporks, Norris, & Ninjas Suck
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Stare here to see a sailboat
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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teachers hit on me
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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This is not a robbery, bank lady
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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This person no speak English. They think this shirt is political.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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This Shirt Conceals My Creamy Center
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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This would look better crumpled on your floor
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Two Words: Steve Guttenburg
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Vote "NO" on Pants!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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V_W_LS _ R_ F_R L_ S_ R
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Which celebrity do I most resemble?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Who brought the cool kid?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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[Jedi Mind Trick] Dance [/Jedi Mind Trick]
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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[Jedi Mind Trick] Make Me A Sandwich [/Jedi Mind Trick]
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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