!CONGRATULATIONS! You Just Found Waldo <red and white stripes&
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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(@Y@)
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of 12 votes, 0% like it
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(@Y@)---bOObies!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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***PROUD TO BE HOMOPHOBIC***
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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....*... sorry I just had a blonde moment!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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...i got to go!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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...I'm not talking because no body really gives a crap about me.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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1-800-IFYOUWANTAHOTTIEGIVE ACALLSOWECANHOOKUPANDMAKEBABIES
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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403 - Forbidden
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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5% true, 7% interesting, 20% awesome, 55% pimping, and I rule
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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69: Almost like having sex
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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A bald mans favorite animal is the bald eagle, poor bald people.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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A seahorse can't see
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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All I wanna do is a boom-boom and a zoom-zoom in my car.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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All I want to do is get KRUNK!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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An electronic mind is the most expensive thing we can have.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Anyone have any cheat codes for the game of LIFE?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Ask me a serious question and I'll talk like William Shatner
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ask me any math problem I am a human calculator
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Average is over rated and below average is under rated.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Awe, does my human friend want a treat? Huh, Do Ya?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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BELIEVE IN YOUR SELF: Your a real person with human capabilities.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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BEWARE OF REALLY REALLY MEAN PEOPLE THAT DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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BEWARE of where you be at right now home dog
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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BIG BOOB - little boob
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Bob Marley used own this shirt so please woman don't cry.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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BOBBY LIGHT!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Bobby light's gonna do you right!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Bro is the new Dude!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Bush is out of my pants now..Why isn\'t their a war in my pants?
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Cake is for fat kids
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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CAUTION: WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR NO GOOD REASON
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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CAUTION: YOU MIGHT BE A DOUCHE BAG
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Check yo fresh before you come around me.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Chinese buffets don't want you to read because it's DINNER TIME.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Come with me everyone, it's Happy Fun Time!!!
:) Woohoo! Yay! :)
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Confidence is contagious, if your sick of being shy
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Corn on the Cobb: The corniest thing ever
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Cornier and Cornier as I walk through this corn field
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Corny people are Horny people.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Deos Nay Htngi I Ays Akem Esnse?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Destiny: It's What I'm About to Do
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Did YOU pooped today?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Didn't we used to make out back in high school?
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Does a tree fall in the forest on a bear that poops in the woods.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Does a tree fall in the forest on a bear that poops in the woods?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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don't ask me stupid questions
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Don't leave your mental performance to chance, train your brain.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Don't test me, because I'm smarter than you.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Drop Dead: Jump Dive
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Dude where's my underwear?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Ever thought of a really funny joke and found you suck at jokes.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Everyone hates you they just don't let you know.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Everyone is a winner in looservill.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Excuse Me, I just sharted...
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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F...K...T...W...R...L...D!!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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fabiomc is awsome
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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FARTS are gastronomical
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Fat Man in a Tiny Shirt
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Gasp... How Did You Know I Would Be Here? Are You Spying on me?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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GATOR COLLEGE: THE PLACE I WENT TO LEARN TO WRESTLE ALLIGATORS
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Get Out of My House, why are you in my house?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Get Your Gangster On
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Hey baby what's your sign?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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HEY EVERYONE PARTY AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT!! BYOB! CALL: ________
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Hey, do you like me, like you like to like me like you like me?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Hey, there you are. I don't know who you are but there you are.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Hey, wanna make conversation?
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Hi, my name is Bob!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Hotchkiss my ass.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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How many light bulbs does it take to screw your mom?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I am ambitious and contempt in thinking and in doing nothing
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I bought this T-shirt from Threadless.com and Didn't make $500
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I can blow your candels out!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I can control your brain with mind control... And I release you!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I don't know why I'm talking to you, because I don't talk much.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I don't know why I'm talking to you, because I don't talk much.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I don't play when it comes to having fun
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I don't really care about what your saying to me, I'm just bored.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I drive it and I stole it.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I dropped a Sa(turd)ay off at work.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I eat old people for breakfast and teenagers for lunch
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I eat photographic food.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I eat things that are not suppose to be eaten.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I freak'n love you man.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I freaking love freaks who want to get freaky and freak out on me
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I got food and water and liquor in my body
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I had a Wet Dream, that I was swimming.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I have a dream that one day, I will give a phenomenal speech.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I Heart My [picture of dogs]
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I just got done shaving my t-rex
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I just wanted you to know that I'm really good in bed at sleeping
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I know every word you just said
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I know the secret password it's *********************************
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I know what your thinking. Yeah, awesome shirt and your like not.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I know your stupid, but what about me
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I like all slogans especailly this one, because I'm wearing it.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I like this shirt 100% of the time but everyone says it's stupid
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I like to eat people from other planets
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I like your pants
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I look great like quarter million dollars and porter house steak.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I make people think
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I pick my nose just like I pick my bf or gf, really gross.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I pooped today, did you?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I seriously just took a dump in my pants.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I smell Jesus on your breath
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I SMOKE volcanic ROCKS
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I smoke weed to calm the birds.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I sold your mom on e-bay.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I spy with my little eye, very small things.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I still wet the bed and poop in the closet
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I think I really like you
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I wanna go to the potty to night.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I wanna sell my soul and buy a new life.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I want to burn down a Marijuana forest and smoke out the natives
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I want to have sex with your couch.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I WANT YOU, to leave me alone.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I wear the tightest clothes ever
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I work so much that I forgot how to sleep
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I would Poke Her Face.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I wrestled Shamoo once.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'll Get You My Pretty: Unless your ugly then you'll be lonely
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm checking your personal status right now, and it looks good ;)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm goodalicous
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm grind'n! Yeah!
I'm shine'n! Yeah!
I'm hot! Yeah!
You not!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Hard(to the mother flippin)core
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I'm just Mc Chillin
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I'm Mr. Funkadilly. what the bizzness baby?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not small, I just have a really big body
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm smarter than the average human IQ, but don't tell Yogi Bear.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I'm so cheesy, they call me "The Cheese Whiz Kid."
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm so dope, I'm down your the greatest thing I have ever found.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I'm so gay that I don't even like boys.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm so good it will make you wanna slap yo mamma.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I'm sorry I have too time to think when I'm bored.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm still doing the TIME WARP
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm the jerk that people have been warning you on the streets.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the most hot/sexiest conceited person you will ever meet.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm the world's most amazing, super, awesome, heroic person ever.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I'm wearing your moms t-shirt from last night and it smells good.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm Willis but I don't know what I'm talking about
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I've been called the psycho killer of my generation
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If i can't write a good slogan at least I wrote a slogan on here
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If I die tonight, you can have my underwear ;)
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If I was a cow I'd milk me
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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If I was popular everyone would like me
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If it looks like my mouth is moving then I'm talking to my hand
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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If Life Was Like A Computer I would X Out Of So Many Views.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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If were at school you seriously do not want to test.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If you can't read this, your dumb.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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If you look down my pants you can see my AVATAR.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If you say a curse word, God will hold a grudge on you.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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If your psycho, please grab a hatchet and meet me in a dark alley
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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If your staring at me, buy me a drink.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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In a recession individuals practice the aspects of recess and fun
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Indians are really good at smoking pole
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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It hurts to think...............ouch!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I’m the person your great grandmother warned you about.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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JUST DO IT: Do something because you waist time if you don't.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Kiss Me I'm, really desperate for a kiss and want one ASAP.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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LAME: Love Avoid Making Enjoy
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Life's short play naked.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Lifes short...wear stilts!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Lil People with Lil names, aren't really as Lil as they say
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Live.Love.Die
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Look at me, in the freaking face when you talk to me, or be hated
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Look At Me: I crave attention
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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LOVE YOUR SELF FIRST AND MOST: BUT NOT TOO MUCH OR YOUR CONCEITED
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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magic blow job
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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MAKE ME A BURRITO!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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MAKE ME BURRITO!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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me like you.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Motivational Speaker - If you listen to me you won't be lazy
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Must stop making slogans, that suck.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My head is a magic 8 ball ask it a question and shake it around.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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My job is to never have a job and let the government pay me.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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My Real Body Is In Some UFO Floating Around In Outer-Space.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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My real name is Dude.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My words are like poetry and my actions are like a soliloquy.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Never Say Never Or Happily Ever After May Never Happen To You.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Never Say Never Or Happily Ever After Will Come And Get You.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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No, your stupid for thinking I'm stupid get it right stupid dummy
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Oba(your)ma(ma)
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Obama trimmed George Bush
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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OH YEAH! Just Got Done Shaving My Chest, Come Feel the Smoothness
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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One day I'll shave this mustache.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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People luv 2 hate me & hate 2 love me either way they stil lu
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Please save me from myself
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Point to a number and rate my looks? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Poor people can't spare change you bum
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Poor Pluto, the dwarf planet never had a chance ;(
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Quit Ego Tripping On Your Self
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Regular days like this I usually go to the grave yard and cry.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Rock Me(Not So)Sexy Jesus
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Satan Hate All The Little Children All the Children Of The World
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Satan Hates All The Children All The Children of The World
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Scheme Scheme, Plot Plot, thought something clever but I forgot.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Shhh.. Be Quite Silence Is Golden But Awkward Silence is Platinum
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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SKINNY DIPPING, naked people do it all the time.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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snorf is a werido
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Some dudes actually have erections!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Some girls just really don't care about you in general.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Someone told me a story about you and it chaged my life.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Someone told me you liked Mimi, that must mean you like me alot.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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SPANK ME: ITS HAPPY TIME
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Starburst makes me splooge.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Stop looking at me like you want me
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Stupid dumb and crazy and this is just a stupid ass t-shirt baby
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Stupid is as stupid does that is what stupid people say all day
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Suck's that you look at this all day without being to touch it.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Sucks that you can look but you can't touch, my body.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Talk ish get hit by my magical fish.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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TEAM AWESOME!!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Tell me you like my slogan
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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The best of things work out for the people who help things work.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The Difference is (Do)(Me)ability
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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The Difference is Domeability
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The more I drink
the more I drink
the more I drink
I'M DRUNK!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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The new symbol for pirate is ;(
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The secret ingredient to this shirt is human flesh
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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There is only one way to taste the rainbow by eating leprechauns
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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There once was a man who wrote about a man who wrote a story.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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They call me Ninja Chief because I karate chop your food
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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They call me the "Naughty Whisperer" chika chika ssssss
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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This is the part where I win, and you lose.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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This morning I had some poo tang pie.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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This my fugly jacket with a gas mask and pick axe for haters.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt gives me super powers that you could never maintain.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is (Um, stupid)
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt isn't big enough for the both of us
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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To be or not to be that is the rhetorical question
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Touch me: I give you super powers
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Two boobs are better then one
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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UFC: Ultimate Fake Combat
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Underneath it all, there is a sexy naked body waiting for you.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Vampires and Werewolves only exist in Twilight.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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VIRGINS GONE WILD!!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Vodka is like water for my liver.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm really sleepy
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Want to go take a ride in my UFO?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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WARNING: I LIKE GIRLS
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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We get drunk to get crunk and by some junk out of some guys trunk
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Well, your looking good today
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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What will it take for you to take your pants off?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Whats it take to get some attention around here?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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whats up elayne?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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When I grow up I wanna be a VIP
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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When I was 10 years old I got abducted by Aliens
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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When I was in jail, I used to eat rat poo.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Who took the u and i out of Froot Loops?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Who's chair is this? Not my chair not my problem.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Will perform dance moves on demand
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Winnie the Pooh or girly the disgusting.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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With a sudden change of game my conscious has come to play ball
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Woah! to the Yeah!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Would you like to join me in a conversation?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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X-MAS: Buried treasure that Santa Claus hid when he was a pirate.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Yeah, I'm pretty much a big deal.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Yo(beca)u(se) smell l(i)(don't)ke p(y)o(u)(d)o
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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You can't spell awesome... without ME!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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You can't spell team without meat, so my goal is to beat my meat.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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You have my full attention and in 20 seconds I will forget.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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You might think I'm mentaly gay casue I can blow your mind.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You need to learn to Perzanounce your words right
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You wouldn't know a good shirt if it slapped you in the face.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Your a rare specimen to be wondering in these parts of my life.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Your All A Bunch Of Jerks, I'm The Only Real Cool Person Here
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Your Mom is like a 5 Star Hotel she always gets good ratings.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Your not as attractive as I thought you would be, so just go away
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Your so full of crap your eyes are turning brown.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Your the reason I went black and never went back to being black.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Your, arm pit hair is getting in my way
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Zombies Took My Brain. Now All I have In My Head is This Peanut.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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[Slogans For Sale]
Buy one Get one Free
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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