I speak New Zealander, do you?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Let's get lonesome together
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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This is me NOT on a boat :(
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I'm overdue now for some kind of fantastic
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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Here lies an average-sized man
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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You're my favorite vampire.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My name's Freebird. What's yours?
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Slappin' Da Bass, Man!
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Let's do the bass
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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We Need Nachos
of 10 votes, 50% like it
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I'd give my right arm to keep you safe from harm.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I'm hot like a biscuit; a DANCE biscuit
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a boat, dont you e'er forget!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My boat goes to the moon!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Powered by tiny unicorns in my pants.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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the S stands for SPOCK
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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this is
awkward.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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FACT: I am the magic man.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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DUEL ON!!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I <3 Lamp
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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A Look Into the Face of RABIES
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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CAUTION!
ZOMBIES!!
AHEAD!!!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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A French-Braided Mullet is like the 8th Wonder of the World
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I make music in my bass-ment
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I've Got the Magic Touch
(See Inside for Details)
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm worth five hundos
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Shut up, and DANCE!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Male prostitution seems to be my only option
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I'm not Zac Efron, but I can pretend.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Sss-ha, sss-ha!
(sound it out, it makes you hot)
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Power to the ladycrotch!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Show me the ways of crotch love
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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John Stamos!
NOT!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I don't believe in God, I believe in Myans.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Do it with an English accent!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Get your VERB out of my FACE
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm 100 bucks short on rent
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Too many ladies, not enough mans!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Swing dancing: it's the way of the future
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Hold your hands out, if you want money!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Press button. Receive bacon. And repeat.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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