Peacecraft?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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My other fart is a rainbow.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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You look like the girl I lost my virginity to.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My other laptop is a pear
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Stop,
Collaborate,
Listen.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Date for rent
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Crotch nurser
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Professional tonsil masseuse.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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U / 1 = Stupid
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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How does Neo eat cereal? There is no spoon!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Obama's change also applies to underwear.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I was misdiagnosed with attention defi... Hey! Let's ride bikes!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Stays crunchy in milk.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Read it again.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Literal pirate: "R"
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Penis.
Get one.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I'm with this stupid t-shirt.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Right foot #00FF00,
Left hand #0000FF!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Transmission of thoughts via t-shirt in progress...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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West Side Story?! Oh SNAP!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Caution: Do not over-inflate weasel!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Does Fifty-Cent change his name in a recession?
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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What's Fifty-cent's name after inflation?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Where's the meat-based soy substitute?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Robert Van Winkle couldn't collaborate on the go?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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[front]: "TAG!"
[back]: "You're it!"
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Time Traveler. (One second at a time.)
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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When can we Kill Uma?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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When is fluffer-nutter banana time?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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</W><OBAMA>
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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</BUSH>
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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</Listening To You>
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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You@MyPlace.LOVE
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Drowning my liver, one beer at a time.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Too legit to qu...
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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FREE
T-SHIRT
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Warm weather makes me pointless.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Your mother. You came out, everyone else went in.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Virginity thief
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Charcoal <3 Charcoal
(Carbon-Dating)
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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No really... I'm listening.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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No really... I'm listening.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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M + E > U
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Naked time in...
3...
2...
1...
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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MySpace Tom rejected me. :'-(
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Your pants don't make you look fat.
Your ass does.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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General Tso must have had a HUGE chicken.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I remember 99¢ gas.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Where?
There; diagonally.
Pretty sneaky sis!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Tab A + Slot B
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Oral Sex.
Staining shirts like this one since five-minutes ago.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Think THAT was gross?
Well just imagine your conception!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Okay, that's just about enough cow-bell.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Guitar
HEROINE
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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WWJD?
Get crucified,... that's what.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Untaken
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Underneath these clothes...
I'm NAKED!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm American - There's no need to speak so slowly.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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The procrastinator's motto: Serenity now; insanity later.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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DO - NOT - WANT
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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ROFLMAO @ YOUR FACE
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Right foot green
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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μ- :-3
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Frankfurter
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Loose, yet TIGHT
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Oogle away
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I need no cow-bell.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Can Santa swim?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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If I realised I was at a disco, I'd panic too.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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"MySpace Tom" rejected me
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I'm beyond EMO, MySpace Tom rejected my friend request.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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#00FF00 with envy
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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cixelsyd?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Scott Adams is my hero.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Lost: Safety Sneakers. If found return to Scott Adams.
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Smurf you.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Support fast food. Eat out often.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I am the grue.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Animal Cracka
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Religion; Man's inefficient morality kludge.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Me so... soup!
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Do you, TOFU?
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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X-Treme Tapioca!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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X-Treme Unicycle!
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Hell; Mans most feared invention.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is my hero.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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"42" + Jeopardy = Easy money.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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G33k5p34k
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Excuse me, whilst I ignore you.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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What is "42", Alex.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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The meaning of life (in braille):
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Stop reading this. Stop it. Stop it! STOP IT! Damn rebel.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Support a sweatshop, buy deodorant.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Squint.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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My tongue tastes like cherry. Wanna try?
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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My t-shirt needs more cow-bell.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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</listening to you>
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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50% Cotton, 50% Polyester, 100% LOVE MACHINE
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Threadless. Making Eli Whitney proud, one shirt at a time.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Threadless. Your nipples will thank you.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Is it hot in here or is it just my T-shirt?
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Phff! More like "Fruit of the LAME!"
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Apply stain here ->
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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My other shirt is a hoodie.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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My submission lost. I blame the ninjas.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Threadless. It's like giftwrap for boobies.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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