Pedro doesn't have the experience to be President.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Machiavelli was an amateur.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Enjoy Revenge Responsibly.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Guide Dogs for the Drunk: When you're legless they still have 4.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Do me a favour, don't talk to me about anything you can't spell.
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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Dead Parrot Society
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!!?
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a lumberjack!
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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If you drink and drive .... use the cup holder.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Suicide: hang with the "in" crowd.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is easily removed.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is all that stands between you and happiness.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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Star Trek XXI: The search for Kirk's Toupee
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Picard Vs Kirk: Ultimate Showdown
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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BURPLE: the colour of burps.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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If you think my shirt's interesting, you should see my underwear!
of 60 votes, 28% like it
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Je ne regrette rien.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Quantum mechanics: People who repair quantums.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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I have the body of a twenty year old, I keep it in the basement.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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Luck is my middle name, unfortunately, my first name is Bad.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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This isnt life in the fast lane, its life in the oncoming traffic
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Cats were once worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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War doesn't determine who is Right, Only who is Left.
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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Want to see my stamp collection?
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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I'm like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Seize the day/throat/vodka, as necessary.
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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War is Hell.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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...and now for something completely different...
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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The Truth Shall Set You Free.
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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Voodoo's a great religion for the whole family even the dead ones
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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"?"
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
of 66 votes, 18% like it
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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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Same T-shirt, different day.
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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Hello. I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
of 67 votes, 36% like it
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These are boobs, NOT radio dials. Treat them accordingly.
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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Mr Squiggle could always see the big picture.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Bush is misunderestimated.
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Penguins are the new black.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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Tofu: it sounds more fun than it is.
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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Disgruntled is a weird word: has anyone ever been gruntled?
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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Lassie: The 1st TV Drag Queen
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Circular logic will only make you dizzy.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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"Eureka" is Greek for "this bath is too hot."
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Just once I'd like an alien menace that isn't immune to bullets.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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I had a great struggle with my conscience. Fortunately, I won.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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the human brain can be quite effective when used properly
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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Rocket fire at long range? Somehow it lacks that personal touch
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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I owe my parents everything. If it wasn't for them, I'd be normal
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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first against the wall when the revolution comes
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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On Front: Marco. On Back: Polo.
of 70 votes, 26% like it
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Captain Tight Pants
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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How much wood coulda woodchuk chuk if a woodchuk was Chuck Noris?
of 68 votes, 29% like it
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I am not Sparticus. He is ->
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Jesus Loves You. He Just Hates What You Are Doing.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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