Hello.

My name is Cedric. I am an artist, poet, and lover of the unorthodox kind. I believe myself to be only one screw loose of sense and sanity. CDRC stands for "Chinese Defense Research Center" on Mondays 'til Fridays, and "Capital District Rottweilers Club" on weekends. I write better than I talk. I take more baths than I should. I find security in the scents of Vicks, wood from the IKEA warehouse, and petroleum-based gases. I think peanut butter should get more attention. I walk fast. I am convinced life is bigger than myself. I remember people's faces and footwear. I am attracted to all things offbeat and absurd, namely people, music, and art. I despise rodents- creatures should never be that small. I like making lists. I can always use a good song or story. I am a sucker for sweet things, like donuts, cake, and her. I believe in you.

When I work, I usually take on the form of a llama or unicorn. I stop working every 17 minutes to dance. I get inspired when I get enough sugar. I work best without any pants on. I lose focus when I sit under the sun for more than 33 minutes. I hate 59% of my clients but I'd never tell you. I prefer emails over phone calls. I like it when people give me food or money. I hide the word "ELIZABETH" in my work a lot.

Your lovely friend & friendly lover,
Cedric Cha