I'M NOT MEAN, YOU'RE JUST ANNOYING
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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turn that frown upside down, flip it, twist it, reverse it - :&am
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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There is plenty fish in the sea. But I prefer a human.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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It's a bird! It's a plane! NO, it's a bird shaped like a plane!
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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Regular Adult Karate Tortoises!
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Mo' money, Mo' bills paid!
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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blame the goat!
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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never give up, give down instead
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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I'm a magician . . . now I'm a rabbit
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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don't hate the player or the game, hate that princess kidnapper
of 49 votes, 37% like it
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Back in my day, we used to drive dinosaurs
of 62 votes, 58% like it
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not even clowns use comic sans
of 55 votes, 45% like it
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The future brings lots of presents
of 56 votes, 52% like it
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I like my pi round, not squared
of 74 votes, 62% like it
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it's easy as abc, 123, 3.14x + v-.08392 x 3.1461347
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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is that a banana in your pants? I have a hungry monkey on my back
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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In Pizza we crust!
of 51 votes, 37% like it
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if you're hands and you know it, clap yourselves!
of 55 votes, 40% like it
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To catch a predator, one must use infrared vision.
of 50 votes, 32% like it
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my principal never got slimmed :(
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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ICE, ICE BABY! = infant with pneumonia
of 58 votes, 31% like it
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hard place(back)
rock(front)
of 58 votes, 40% like it
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I got oozed and mutated into this shirt
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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People living in paper houses should not throw scissors.
of 71 votes, 49% like it
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boring people get bored.
of 58 votes, 36% like it
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People who live in glass houses should not walk around naked.
of 59 votes, 37% like it
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People Who Live In Stone Houses Should Not Throw Paper.
of 82 votes, 55% like it
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