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ddcatz
ddcatz aka Denise Davis is a girl, has been a member since September 6, 2007, has scored 11,989 submissions, giving an average score of 0.65, helping 76 designs get printed.
I am very selective when it comes to mushrooms.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
False alarm! My vampire shrimp is alive!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Saddle-up, Ponyboy!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
I need a vegan recipe! Do they go with steak?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
I don't eat anything with a face. They rip the faces off first.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
the reward for hard work is just more work so take it easy!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
Plants vs. Zombies rules my life!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Happy Baby-daddy Day!!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Is it prejudiced to hate everyone equally?
of 25 votes, 32% like it
I'm the "she" in "that's what she said"!
of 27 votes, 30% like it
Stop asking me when I'm going to have kids! Yours are hideous!!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
Could you picture Slash as a Chartered Accountant?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
I'd never let a pan-handler handle my pan!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
can I borrow $20? it's for drugs - I mean It's NOT for drugs!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
is there a shrimp heaven?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
people are garbage
of 30 votes, 7% like it
there's one too many beers out!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Armadillos roll!
of 31 votes, 23% like it
I shouldn't smoke pot before submitting t-shirt slogans!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
The Concrete Jungles have more apes than the actual Jungles.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
I think the freezer deserves a light too.
of 13 votes, 46% like it
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs?
of 13 votes, 38% like it
Bad decisions make awesome stories to tell your kids!
of 12 votes, 58% like it
What if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
of 9 votes, 33% like it
I have a hard time knowing the line between boredom and hunger
of 11 votes, 27% like it
A bff's job should be to clear your computer history if you die.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I take back those times I didn't want to nap when I was a kid.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
I hate that moment during a fight when you realize you're wrong.
of 10 votes, 50% like it
I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option
of 11 votes, 27% like it
If everyone gave up underwear we'd all save a ton on laundry
of 18 votes, 17% like it
as seen in celebrity sex tape
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Not all babies are cute. Stop lying to parents.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Sisters before Misters
of 30 votes, 23% like it
I set off awesome detectors.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
Tell your kids about Pluto!
of 30 votes, 27% like it
Uncertainty is... I'm not really sure
of 30 votes, 30% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Are cootie shots covered by health care?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Being born does not automatically make you cute
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Everywhere I go, The kids wanna Rock!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Freddie Mercury, I sometimes too, wish I'd never been born at all
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Headphones in my ears mean - "Go away"
of 52 votes, 23% like it
Hourly rates available
of 17 votes, 18% like it
I can be bought but not owned.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
I don't "High 5"
of 52 votes, 15% like it
I hate everything pink
of 51 votes, 16% like it
I have no shame.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
I know you're kidding, you're just not funny....
of 51 votes, 24% like it
i miss my innocence
of 51 votes, 20% like it
i really miss recess
of 4 votes, 25% like it
I rock, but you don't. Go away.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
I'm the pied piper of weirdos...follow me.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I'm trying to get away from you
of 51 votes, 16% like it
Let's see your piercings!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
My Mom and I finally decided to tell my Dad that he's gay.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
My shirt thinks your shirt is quite clever.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
peek-a-boobs
of 27 votes, 19% like it
People are useless.
of 30 votes, 17% like it

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