If mellow is yellow, why are chickens such spazes?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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When you fly, you're breaking the law!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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100% Shirt (Made from artificial ingredients.)
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not cool or rich, but I am radioactive.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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There's no place like /home.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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...man, it's Tuesday already?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Let's skank again, like we did last spring!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Words hurt when properly inflected.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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You can friend me on Popular Internet Networking Website!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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It's not funny when it's true.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm going to make 500 billion dollars disappear! ALAKAZAM!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a Jack of all card games, Ace of none.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Please stop Let's Playing I Wanna Be The Guy.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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The point of this shirt is open to interpretation.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Do it or die.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I loved Bach when he was underground.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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The word gullible is printed on the back of this shirt.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Any notes taped to the back of this shirt are null and void.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Furries: selfesteem punching bags cause you think Gadget's cute.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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This is an example of how a shirt can be funny without swearing.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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>I call shotgun!
>I call world peace, but no one seems to
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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This shirt is a palindrome. Mord nila pas it rihs siht.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Your Friend's List: the new 'street cred'.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I scored zero points. Beat that!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't do the Time Warp again. Please.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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If the answer isn't violence, then neither is your silence.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Let's wear shirts that say something really stupid and crazy.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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No, Obama, you didn't.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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> READ SHIRT
You read the shirt. It says nothing important.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Your kids don't have ADD; school is just that boring.
of 9 votes, 56% like it
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I printed this shirt on accident, but why waste a good shirt?
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Citrus Flavored T-Shirt
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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1 out of every 2.6 billion people on the planet agree: I'm cool.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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I can't take pictures with my phone. I can't answer my camera.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I hold 20 times my weight in liquid.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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The hugs will continue until morality declines.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I just drew a blank.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Who doesn't like cuddles?
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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Why ask what?
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I totally didn't buy this at the mall!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Got your tickets to the freak show?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Right now someone close is thinking about puppies. Oh, it's you.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I don't need spell check. i doe evrything rite teh frist tiem,
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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Stop me if you've heard this one... a blonde walks into a bar...
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm much cooler offline.
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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Pen? Check.
Paper? Check.
Dice? Check.
Let's do this.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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This ain't no party. This ain't no disco. Hence why I'm so bored.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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Eh, you could do better.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I'm a clone. Don't tell the real me you saw me. They'd be so mad.
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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Didn't see a thing. (Actually, that's a lie. I'm just not a rat.)
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Your pants are vinyl.
Your music isn't.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Not without my shoes.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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QUICK! WHERE'S THE PAYPHONE?!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Incomple-
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Literary Reference.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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This is all part of my fantasy.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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If you can read this, I'm sleepwalking. Don't wake me up.
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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If the good punk music is underground, does that make it un-dead?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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If you vote, does that make you an accomplice to their crimes?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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!@#$
Censored by the Majority For T-Shirt Morality.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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No one will ever find me here.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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You mean I'm missing chess club for THIS?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Caffeine. Nicotine. Gasoline. The only three things I need.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Raw Kit Lawn Chair
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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This isn't working.
Wait, is it working?
...I'll be damned.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm not friends with Pants anymore.
of 6 votes, 50% like it
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SHIRT has joined the party.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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You're here.
I'm here.
Now what?
I'm bored.
Let's get tacos.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a goth kid.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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