"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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On the other hand, I have different fingers.
of 40 votes, 40% like it
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Corduroy Pillows: "We're making headlines."
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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EXPENSIVE HUGS!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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ENSLAVED HUGS!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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CHEAP HUGS!
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Don't judge me... Unless you plan on giving me first place.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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I WILL NOT STOP YELLING!
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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To be successful, a farmer must be outstanding in his field.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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You play tennis? Well, I play elevennis.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Imagine if the Lorax was a Jedi.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I'm equal to or greater than awesome.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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The best part about a beard is that it's free.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Shun innovation.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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kidnapkin.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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What is ignorance?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Closed-minded people are completely wrong.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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We make war so that we can live in peace.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Some people get a haircut. I get them all cut.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Future time person of the year
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'll ride a bike instead.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Artists need elctrolytes too.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Chuck Norris is dead.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I never know which way to point the C in the YMCA dance.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Half of the population is below average intelligence.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Ceci n'est pas un homme.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Don't put on chapstick just before playing harmonica. Trust me.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I'd rather eat to live than live to eat.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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This is so deep. Just think about it.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Jyzakqx would be a decent scrabble word.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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This is almost creative.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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You're up, Europe.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Proud owner of an apathetic computer.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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They tell me I have a creative memory.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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This is self explanatory.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Threadless makes me an avid fan of Mondays.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas! (palindrome)
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Fact: Chewing gum is illegal in Singapore.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Freudian misspelling: Psycholovaginagy
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Shrek was cool.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I moustache you a question.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Theodore Roosevelt: presidential pwnage.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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The world would be a more creative place without this shirt.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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