To err is human. To ER is Clooney.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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The 1st rule about mad libs is you don't _(verb)_ about mad libs.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Blackjack or bust!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Guns don't kill people, punctured organs kill people.
of 31 votes, 52% like it
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I got an "Eh" in Canadian History
of 74 votes, 72% like it
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Epileptics seize the day
of 61 votes, 54% like it
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Killing someone with kindness is still illegal.
of 88 votes, 77% like it
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Political Science is like Science Fiction, but less interesting
of 69 votes, 65% like it
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i am a CAPITALIST
of 85 votes, 64% like it
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You only live once unless you are an identity thief.
of 77 votes, 81% like it
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My flap of fat is just a natural fanny pack
of 64 votes, 56% like it
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The big bad wolf's huffing and puffing is likely due to asthma.
of 77 votes, 60% like it
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I wish Chevy Chase came on my vacations
of 93 votes, 60% like it
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Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory would not meet OSHA standards
of 93 votes, 69% like it
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Note to self: candied yams do not actually contain candy.
of 92 votes, 60% like it
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No matter how you say caramel, it will still give you cavities
of 89 votes, 74% like it
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I travel back in time using Ctrl+Z
of 114 votes, 79% like it
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Horses always vote nay!
of 96 votes, 65% like it
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If you always put your best foot forward, you'll walk in circles.
of 129 votes, 81% like it
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I'm wearing recessive jeans
of 108 votes, 62% like it
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I heart Anatomy
of 108 votes, 63% like it
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Geometry makes me see the world from different angles
of 121 votes, 79% like it
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Accounting doesn't interest me.
of 104 votes, 54% like it
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Killing zombies is redundant.
of 122 votes, 75% like it
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Mitochondria are momma's boys
of 94 votes, 55% like it
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A cation is just a positively charged kitten
of 98 votes, 61% like it
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Chemistry is a Bohr.
of 115 votes, 76% like it
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Let's Give it Up for Lent!
of 121 votes, 66% like it
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If you're always sarcastic you're never wrong.
of 124 votes, 65% like it
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