In the future all wisdom will be presented in tshirt form
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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In the future all education will be presented in tshirt form
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Poodles, the dog person's cat
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Finally, World Peace *may exclude areas of Middle East and Africa
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Renaissance Faires, making the Plague fun again.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Your Renaissance Faire is missing something, Bubonic Plague
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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Boredom is the leading cause of all shopping cart crashes
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Sorry Im late, I was getting my gun back from the police.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Vegans are more likely to have brain shinkage. Really, look it up
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Reality tv shows stole my soul
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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always use protection, wear sunscreen
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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my life's based on actual events
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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if alcoholism is a disease why cant you call in to work drunk?
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Maybe Van Gogh just cut himself shaving
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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I joined a cult and all I got was this tshirt...and poison
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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You just dont stab the people you love
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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I support closing the Border, I cant stand Canadians
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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i was voted mostly like to succeed...in prison
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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foreign people make me laugh
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Save the planet, kill a telemarketer
of 46 votes, 43% like it
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at least Im not fat
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Saving the planet requires growing a green mullet
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Teenage mutant ninja snails stole my wallet
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Smoking pot and hating the government doesnt make you a hippie
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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The government is corrupt, my professor told me so
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Rub my belly if you like my shirt
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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You cant judge a man by the length of his mullet
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I sold my truck for gas money
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Global Warming is the leading cause of new charities
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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pretend this shirt is funny
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Im not computer illiterate. Im Amish.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Im an identity thief, Just ask Stanley Goldsmith 483-97-0924
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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HELP! this shirt sucks
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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JAIL- Not just for minorities anymore
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Chivalry is dead, I killed it
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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No, I just like rainbows
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Ugly people wear shirts that keep you from looking at their face
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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No, Im not Mr.T But I get that all the time.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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No, I dont speak Spanish. Go back to France.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Congratulations! You read my shirt.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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TV. Making kids fat and stupid since 1988
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Since when does a tshirt have to say something?
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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Rephallusication. No Its not a word, yet.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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My other shirt is a bumber sticker
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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TOM said he likes me better
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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It shouldnt count as driving drunk if your heading to AA
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Can I borrow your car? I just wrecked mine
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Canada...eh, Its a place
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Jesus votes Republican
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Im voting for the old black woman
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Hitler stole my idea. For the Autobahn what did you think I meant
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Im not white, Im an albino negro
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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The priest touched me HERE
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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AA its like church for drunks
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Would you friends list me? I'd friends list me
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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My girlfriend went to Africa and all I got was a tshirt and AIDS
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Vegetarian- Australian for gay
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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My space can beat up Your space
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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I deleted TOM
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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FINALLY WORLD PEACE *may exclude areas of middle east and africa
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Your Emo? So...How you feeling?
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Jehovah's Witnesses broke my doorbell
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Screw the whales, save yourself
of 46 votes, 41% like it
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