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Aug 14 '09 by skeev
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People with unfortunate names

While browsing around the internet looking for information on the new Shuttle I came across NASA engineer Maxime Faget.

Sure it's pronounce "fah-jey", but how many mean spirited people used the Max Faggot joke on this man.

Maxime Faget Wiki

Is it better or worse than Dick Armey? Or Dick Swett? I don't know about you but Charles H. Bonesteel III sounds more like a porn name than a Commander of US Forces in Korea.

I wish I had a real life porn name :(

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Tess Fondie on Aug 14 '09 at 10:26am

Dick Swett!! ahahahahahahahhahahaha!!

someone gave me a wedding gift off my registry, his name was Harry Bushey

gumbolimbo on Aug 14 '09 at 10:27am

there ya go: porn name generator

squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 10:28am

I read about a girl who's name sounded like 'Shah-TEED', but was spelled Shithead.

That's just not right.

phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:28am

hahaha Dick Swett ftw

squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 10:28am

lol @ Harry Bushey

phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:28am

there was a kid in the papers a few years ago called Drew Peacock

skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 10:30am

US General, porn star or evil genius bent on destroying the world with his laser.

You be the judge.

professorE on Aug 14 '09 at 10:30am

A local attorney is named Candy Apple, but she goes by Candice.

squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 10:30am

The former VP of the IOC is named Dick Pound.

Gar0 on Aug 14 '09 at 10:31am

I had a supply teacher at school called Richard Head.

Tess Fondie on Aug 14 '09 at 10:31am

dick pound!!!!!! i'm dyin!!

skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 10:32am

A friend told me once that a Haitian girl in his high school was named Chlamydia. Her mother had no idea what the word meant when she named her daughter but thought the name sounded nice.

I'm not sure I believe the story, but it's possible.

Tess Fondie on Aug 14 '09 at 10:34am

Isaboa is Joe Carr - but thats bad ass

Tess Fondie on Aug 14 '09 at 10:36am

Anna Sasin !! pimp!

deboraborialis on Aug 14 '09 at 10:37am

Drew Peacock. Seriously. Google him.

deboraborialis on Aug 14 '09 at 10:38am

I also know of:

Randy Dick

Randy Bear

Roger A Gay

squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 10:40am

squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 10:42am

This one is cute.

phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:45am

"researchers from the parenting group www.thebabywebsite.com have trawled through online phone records for funny names"

here's what they got:

Stan Still

Justin Case

Barb Dwyer

Terry Bull

Paige Turner

Mary Christmas

Doug Hole

Hazel Nutt

Pearl Button

Barry Cade

Carrie Oakey (hahahahah!)

Priti Manek

Ray Gunn !!!!!!!!!!! (cousin of Rachels?)

Will Power

Chris Cross

Keenan Smart (now thats clever!)

Tim Burr

Anna Prentice

Annette Curtain

Bill Board HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:47am

OMG @ Wang Holder hahahah

deboraborialis on Aug 14 '09 at 10:47am

Barb Dwyer is going to be my super hero pseudonym.

tracerbullet on Aug 14 '09 at 10:48am

Lance Corporal Rad Heroman

phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:49am

lolz didnt pam anderson get there first?

Tess Fondie on Aug 14 '09 at 10:50am

hardy harr is my favorite!!

i realoled at wang holder

valorandvellum on Aug 14 '09 at 10:52am

I have used both Harry Balzac and Dustin D. Wind for Threadless packages :-P

lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 10:55am

i wish my name was pearl button

lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 10:56am

eric shin

professorE on Aug 14 '09 at 10:57am

Also, where I used to live in VA there was/is a Francis A. Gay Funeral home. Having Gay as a last name is leaving you open for jokes. Having FAG as your initials is so much worse.

Jellyes on Aug 14 '09 at 10:57am

The dean of the college I went to last year was named Al Star. I know you don't pronounce it all-star, but I liked to think that you did

skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 10:58am

Dustin D. Wind, that's a great name.

phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:59am

hahahahah eric shin!!!

omg thats too funny

i'd never stop laughing at tht guy

professorE on Aug 14 '09 at 11:00am

My pseudonym is Doug H. Nuts.

skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 11:01am

Having Gay as a last name is leaving you open for jokes.

Makes you wonder how many Randall Gay NE Patriots jerseys are selling.

lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 11:02am

Dorcas Butt

lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 11:03am

my cabbage patch kid's name was dorcas :-/

lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 11:03am

my favorite teacher's name was (is) herman gay.

phones on Aug 14 '09 at 11:03am

there's an actor called Gaylord St James- makes me die everytime i read see his name

bcrider on Aug 14 '09 at 11:18am

We have an employee whose last name is Weiner. Pronounced just like it's spelled.

Dad worked with a guy named Richard Head, and they all actually called him Dick; he'd always been called that.

I work with a Wendy Day.

I really like the Hardy Harr one above!!!

skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 11:24am

I've got a Weiner in my company as well.

You show me your Weiner and I'll show you mine.

lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 11:28am

Pansy Dick

bcrider on Aug 14 '09 at 11:30am

LOL

I've actually never met him, only spoken to him, so I don't even know if he's real! I would gladly show him to you, though! :D

Tikimasters on Aug 14 '09 at 1:07pm

lol @ Wang holder. Hahahaha

skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 1:19pm

I have worked with my Weiner. He's an ok guy. Little short and a little chubby.

radiostaticstar on Aug 14 '09 at 1:33pm

my high school driver's ed teacher's name was rex easley...

squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 2:21pm

Captain Bonesteel has very special powers, indeed.

squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 2:22pm

I read about a woman who named her sons OrangeJello and LemonJello. She insists that the names are pronounced a-RAHN-jel-OH and le-MAHN-jel-OH, but I think she's just fooling herself.

And humiliating her kids.

And delighting me.

squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 2:29pm

AHAHA, I just verified that they are twins named OrangeJello and LemonJello Snicket in Georgia.

COMEDY GOLD

There is also apparently a LemonJello Snarfblat in Arizona.

COMEDY GOLD +1

sleepyfeet on Aug 14 '09 at 2:30pm

when i was interning at an elementary school, this one teacher told me at another school she worked at, there was a girl named Abcde.

pronounced "Ah-bee-see-dee" Like 'obesity' with an 'ah'.

why???

sleepyfeet on Aug 14 '09 at 2:31pm

OMG at LemonJello Snicket.

ahahha Snarfblat.

silverqe on Aug 14 '09 at 2:34pm

Someone who went to my high school was named Crystal Snow. Not that that's an truly unfortunate name, but holy shit? Who names their kid Crystal Snow?

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