¡dləɥ
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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:-) :-( ;-) :-p
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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An eraser is just an obsolete 'delete' key.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Avoid the Freud!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Bet you can't beat my high score in golf!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Break glasses in case of nerd.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Break heart in case of breakup.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Break shirt in case of adult situations
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Brought to you by SCIENCE!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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By reading this shirt you have boosted my self image.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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By reading this you agree to the Terms and Conditions to obey me!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Captain P2P Beard: Scourge of the 7 Servers
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Choose your own adventure: 1) Go Away. 2) Go Away.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Cooties: The Original STD.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Cremating someone is like aborting a zombie.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Danger could be my middle name, but its John.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Directions: Remove Shirt. Enjoy.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Directions: Remove wrapping. Enjoy.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Do not be afraid... be terrified.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Do you think that there's a Pessimist Prime?
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Don't get mad! Get ice cream!
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Every Day is Earth Day
(especially April 22nd)
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Excuse me ladies, I have to go nurse a baby panda back to health.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Feel free to adore me.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Fire: Kills Zombies Dead! Guaranteed!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Fire: Kills Zombies Dead. Guaranteed.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Forget the Noid, Avoid the Freud!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Gimme a hand, I'm starting a collection.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Guns don't kill people, people* kill people.
*People with guns
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Hugging this shirt is good luck.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Hugs AND drugs!!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Hugs ARE Drugs
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I am not a superhero. This is not my secret identity.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I bet I'm less competetive than you.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I bet Morgan Freeman has been over the rainbow...
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I bought this at a thrift store, i promise.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I had a dream about you last night. I didn't sleep very well.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I miss the days when monkeys could be astronauts.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I moose you snow mush.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I only listen to underground, indie, new-age bagpipe soloists.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I see my reputation precedes me.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I steal underpants!
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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I think i might have ADH... look at the car!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I wish instant messengers had a 'sarcasm' button.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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I wrote a haiku.
It wasnt very good though.
Oh well, forget it.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'm only ironically iconic
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm only ironically iconic.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm part of the late night thrift store crowd.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If found, please return me to Shady Oaks Mental Institution.
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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If i could puke rainbows, i would be a lot more fun at parties.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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If I'm wearing this shirt than nothing special is going on.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If we are what we eat, are we mostly corn byproducts?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If you're indifferent and you know it clap your hands!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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In case of emergency: CTRL + ALT + DEL
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Ironically iconic.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Jesus would have had more followers if he joined Twitter.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Joe for Pope 2028!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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L 1S 4 L0053R
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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LAN parties are just block parties evolved.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Let's go talk to strangers!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Let's go to the Thrift Store!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Let's hear it for vows of silence!
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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Let's here it for Silence!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Licensed Cootie shot administrator.
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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LOL is the language of the soul.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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LoveEarth.
LoveLife.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Mac and Windows should just get married already.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Mid-West vs. Mid-East: The final showdown.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Modern pirates have much less "argh" and much more... a
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Modern pirates have much less "argh" and much more... a
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Nip zombies in the bud! Cremate your loved ones.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Now bask in my glory!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Oh, i'm passionate, but in the "I'm going to kill you sense&
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Particle physics give me a Hadron.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Particle physics give me a Large Hadron.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Prevent the zombie uprising.
Support Cremation.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Pro is the opposite of con, congress is the opposite of progress.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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Raed tihs snentace.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Redundancy is monotony is redundancy is monotony is redundancy...
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Redundant:*see also: monotonous
Monotonous:*see also: redundant
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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Rip shirt in case of adult situations.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Somehow, America aways wins the World Series.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Stop looking at me! You're making me paranoid.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Stop polluting! I'm breathing here!
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Support the zombie uprising.
Stop Cremation.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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The internet is a cruel, cruel mistress.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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The Kingdom of Pop has been anarchy since the loss of their king.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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The Platypus:
Proof that evolution is strange and confusing
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The rain in spain fall mainly... down.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the... oh... it's snowing.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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There are no jokes on this shirt.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. (and spiders)
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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There must be a better way to find mines than sweeping!
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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This shirt is guaranteed to prevent freezer burn.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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This shirt isn't very warm, you should hug me.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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We have better methods for finding mines than sweeping.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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While you read this I picked your pocket.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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You would read this wouldn't you.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Your hug here.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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You\'re hug here.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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_et's Pl_y H_ngm_n!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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___'s on first.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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