bean12
aka i'm gonna keep typing until the character limit st is a 24.79 year old boy, has been a member since July 23, 2008, has scored 1,363 submissions, giving an average score of 1.62, helping 16 designs get printed.
My poetic license was suspended because I rhymed too fast.
of 24 votes,4% like it
I got 1100011 problems, but binary ain't one.
of 22 votes,23% like it
If you can't beat 'em, amusingly underperform 'em.
of 31 votes,39% like it
"Are" are the new "is".
of 25 votes,20% like it
Make cake, not love.
of 37 votes,38% like it
Official Member of AAAA (alliterating acronyms are awesome)
of 34 votes,32% like it
SEX, DRUGS, & a little bit of classical music.
of 36 votes,28% like it
Multiplying your argument by infinity does not make you right.
of 28 votes,54% like it
Actually, fast and steady wins the race.
of 32 votes,38% like it
Cheaters never win... except when they do.
of 36 votes,56% like it
Standing is the new sitting.
of 35 votes,20% like it
I think that I think, therefore I might be.
of 40 votes,50% like it
I am prepared for amazing things to happen today.
of 30 votes,33% like it
Nihilist or not, it doesn't really matter...
of 52 votes,42% like it
Shoot for the moon. Aim for the stars. Avoid the black holes.
of 65 votes,72% like it
too cool for school... or any established institution of academia
of 42 votes,57% like it
(front) Be a hero. (back) Cape sold separately.
of 68 votes,69% like it
whatever I say (x) infinity (+) one... now I'm definitely right.
of 49 votes,18% like it
I think, therefore I might be.
of 82 votes,30% like it
(bigger font:) Lying About My Age (smaller font:) since 1892
of 93 votes,56% like it
You can't get caught with your pants down if you never wear pants
of 115 votes,67% like it
Bicycling... it's just like riding a bike.
of 92 votes,37% like it
Multiplying your argument by infinity does not guarantee victory.
of 106 votes,52% like it
I'm only two musically talented siblings short of a rock band.
of 118 votes,63% like it
My poetic license was suspended because I was rhyming too fast.
of 114 votes,58% like it
BE SPONTANEOUS. (smaller font) you go first.
of 97 votes,73% like it
Chivalry is dead... but that never stopped a zombie, now did it?
of 91 votes,43% like it
I call dibs on that. [written on the shirt before anyone says it]
of 73 votes,26% like it
No, I already called dibs on that.
of 79 votes,28% like it
Teleportation: It's like driving a car, without the driving part.
of 75 votes,40% like it
Mathematics: The first step is admitting that you have a problem.
of 135 votes,74% like it
FRONT: Once upon a time... BACK: ...awesomely ever after.
of 74 votes,35% like it
I like to make new friends but I am running out of parts.
of 80 votes,46% like it
spoiler alert: Jesus dies.
of 83 votes,40% like it
Contrary to popular belief, I can both run and hide very well.
of 87 votes,56% like it
Triple negatives aren't not less confusing... not.
of 84 votes,43% like it
THEjesus7 (2:59:36 PM): brb pOnTiUsPiLaTe (2:59:42 PM): k
of 75 votes,27% like it
I'm a hero. I'm just not super yet...
of 71 votes,37% like it
If I just wasted 10 seconds of your life, you're a slow reader.
of 80 votes,41% like it
Today will be a chapter in my critically acclaimed biography.
of 74 votes,41% like it
A sexual innuendo challenge? I'm up to it. Come on. Let's do it.
of 86 votes,44% like it
Sew homophones mite knot bee moor fun too reed than two speak...
of 84 votes,37% like it
I do not fear death, but the hooded guy with the scythe scares me
of 83 votes,52% like it
Two birds of a feather in the bush catch the worm with one stone.
of 80 votes,35% like it
You honk and shout. I drop banana peels and throw turtle shells.
of 104 votes,40% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A simile is like a metaphor, but a metaphor is a simile.
of 68 votes,41% like it
Abraham Lincoln was cooler than you are. [typed in top hat shape]
of 64 votes,36% like it
Board Games: turning losers into winners w/ each roll of the dice
of 22 votes,9% like it
Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 1,286 words.
of 60 votes,57% like it
FRONT: define yourself BACK: an emphatic appositive of 'you'/'ye'
of 56 votes,29% like it
frontrunner: doing the research is hard; being a winner is easy.
of 42 votes,10% like it
I will wear this shirt on Opposite Day... or won't I?
of 21 votes,14% like it
If I was an English assassin, then you would be a bloody mess.
of 72 votes,44% like it
Ironically Promoting Nudity (since whenever I got this shirt)
of 21 votes,24% like it
irony + pun = a wrinkly shirt.
of 25 votes,20% like it
Our Galileo, who art in Italy, Scientific be thy Name...
of 49 votes,16% like it
Proper Nouns capitalize on their size to look more important.
of 33 votes,21% like it
Smart people go green, smarter people go to a wavelength of 543nm
of 36 votes,19% like it
Stairs bring me closer to God.
of 30 votes,37% like it
http://threadless.com/profile/774103/bean12
Check me out, I got printed!
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
Duke University 2010
threadz i own:
- The Beginning
- Wingtips
- Be Spontaneous (typetee)
- Missing!!!
- Shower Naked (typetee)
- Bad Teddy
- Music Business Remastered
- Living In Harmony (hoodie)
