krokun
aka Jesse VonJesserMcfacerSson is a 27.19 year old boy, has been a member since August 26, 2008, has scored 19,649 submissions, giving an average score of 2.34, helping 361 designs get printed.
Shirt Spoilers - Ketchup And Mustard.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
Small Talk Often Comes From Big Mouths.
of 38 votes, 47% like it
All The Kings Horses And All The Kings Men Probably Had Omelette.
of 37 votes, 46% like it
I Support All Gift Receiving Holidays.
of 55 votes, 49% like it
Zombie Marathons Are Such A Drag.
of 51 votes, 43% like it
I Thought I Would Have Evil Minions By Now.
of 42 votes, 45% like it
I Believe In Free Lunches.
of 42 votes, 48% like it
This Shirt Is Currently Occupied.
of 54 votes, 59% like it
I Need A Change From The Need For Change.
of 41 votes, 46% like it
I Prefer Science Fiction To Science Fact.
of 43 votes, 47% like it
Fate Does All The Hard Work For Me.
of 47 votes, 55% like it
Revenge Is Part Of A Complete Diet.
of 40 votes, 58% like it
Time Travel Got Me Where I Am Tomorrow.
of 57 votes, 75% like it
Kryptonite Is My Kryptonite.
of 42 votes, 62% like it
Death Is Always An Option, Just Not A Very Good One.
of 50 votes, 58% like it
Astrophysics Isn't Rocket Science, But It's Still Hard.
of 48 votes, 54% like it
This Is A Popular Culture Reference That You Know Nothing About.
of 60 votes, 67% like it
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, Unless You're A Piñata.
of 56 votes, 59% like it
Piñatas Are Made To Be Broken.
of 49 votes, 47% like it
I'll Take You All On, In A Game of Tiddlywinks.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
If History Taught Me Anything I've Probably Forgotten It By Now.
of 51 votes, 55% like it
Its Never Easy To Say Goodbye In Klingon.
of 43 votes, 47% like it
I Don't Gamble, I Make Assumptions With Money.
of 51 votes, 59% like it
Science And Religion Agree, Magic Doesn't Exist.
of 45 votes, 60% like it
Confucius Says A Lot Of Things, But I Only Listen To Simon.
of 52 votes, 46% like it
Let Me Consult The TV Guide To See If I'm Free.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
I Am Invisible Under The Right Conditions.
of 43 votes, 56% like it
I Am Invisible Under The Right Circumstances.
of 43 votes, 60% like it
Full Of Pride, And Other Toxic Substances.
of 35 votes, 57% like it
The Secret To Immortality Is Well Kept.
of 41 votes, 51% like it
The Eventual Rise Of The Machines Makes Me Wary Of My Toaster.
of 54 votes, 69% like it
Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Impatient.
of 47 votes, 43% like it
The Story Of My Life Is Boring. I'm Waiting For The Movie.
of 46 votes, 48% like it
Technically We Are All On Top Of The World.
of 50 votes, 62% like it
The Art Of War Doesn't Exhibit Well.
of 40 votes, 53% like it
[uv]Proof That[/uv] The Invisible Spectrum Exists.
of 44 votes, 48% like it
All I'm Asking Is For A Little Respect. And Some Fries.
of 57 votes, 51% like it
World Domination Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry.
of 55 votes, 58% like it
Time Travel Is So Yesterday, Today And Tomorrow.
of 53 votes, 66% like it
My Recipe For Evil Uses Hell Raising Flour.
of 44 votes, 50% like it
I Read Books Verbatim.
of 48 votes, 52% like it
Currently 3,943,615,786th In The Human Race.
of 55 votes, 58% like it
I Insist On Being Submissive.
of 47 votes, 53% like it
I Liked Popularity Before Everyone Else Did.
of 48 votes, 71% like it
The World Is Round. Wrong Directions Get You There Eventually.
of 53 votes, 57% like it
Work Is My Excuse To Drink Coffee.
of 48 votes, 67% like it
All Great Stories Involve Magic.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
I Am An Accomplished Napper.
of 35 votes, 60% like it
The Battle Between Good And Evil Would Be More Fun With Waterguns
of 42 votes, 50% like it
Times Like This Call For A Well Placed 80's Pop Song Reference.
of 44 votes, 57% like it
Stop The Oppression. Silent Letters Need To Be Heard.
of 51 votes, 51% like it
Happy Endings Are Inversely Proportional To How Evil You Are.
of 39 votes, 62% like it
Apathy Is OK I guess.
of 47 votes, 64% like it
Oxymorons Make Life Boringly Interesting.
of 50 votes, 54% like it
Exorcisms Bring Out The Demon In Me.
of 46 votes, 48% like it
Simplicity Is Complicated.
of 45 votes, 58% like it
Everything Soundeth Better In Ye Olde English.
of 50 votes, 62% like it
BOLD STATEMENTS ARE MORE BELIEVABLE.
of 49 votes, 59% like it
I Defend The Space-Time Continuum.
of 46 votes, 52% like it
I Use A Stuntman For All Of My Emotional Scenes.
of 48 votes, 60% like it
Subtitles Are Beneath Me.
of 50 votes, 56% like it
Alliteration Ais Aeasy.
of 44 votes, 59% like it
Staying Alive Is Working For Me So Far.
of 49 votes, 51% like it
I Do An Awesome First Impression.
of 61 votes, 77% like it
Chemistry Gives Me Gas.
of 54 votes, 56% like it
I Lack The Required Skills To Bust Moves.
of 53 votes, 66% like it
I Spent My 15 Minutes Of Fame In The Shower.
of 59 votes, 71% like it
Hypochondria: Gotta Catch 'Em All.
of 60 votes, 58% like it
This Is A Pre-Death Experience.
of 57 votes, 60% like it
Good Plumbing Is Just A Pipe Dream.
of 49 votes, 51% like it
Evolution Owes Me A Third Arm.
of 52 votes, 52% like it
Apathetics See The Glass As Half Whatever.
of 76 votes, 78% like it
Evil Never Sleeps, Which Explains The Crankiness.
of 56 votes, 61% like it
If A Rhetorical Question Falls In A Forest?
of 48 votes, 63% like it
P.S. There Is No Script.
of 43 votes, 51% like it
Its Easy To Sleep Your Way To The Top When You're On An Escalator
of 43 votes, 53% like it
Style Over Substance Depends On The Substance.
of 52 votes, 62% like it
Saturday Morning Cartoons Gave Me A False Sense Of Optimism.
of 62 votes, 69% like it
Mimes Make The Quietest Victims.
of 50 votes, 52% like it
Reality Isn't As Fun As It Is On TV.
of 67 votes, 70% like it
There Is A 0.27397% Chance That Today Is My Birthday.
of 60 votes, 57% like it
I Want To Be Stranded On A Desserted Island.
of 64 votes, 69% like it
I Don't Need Fame, I'd Just Settle For The Groupies.
of 59 votes, 63% like it
Philosophy Allows Us To All Be Wrong And Not Care.
of 63 votes, 52% like it
Side Effects Are Not The Same As Super Powers.
of 69 votes, 72% like it
Glasses Help Me See Smarter.
of 53 votes, 57% like it
I Believe In Theories.
of 49 votes, 51% like it
Inspiration Sometimes Gets In The Way Of My Writers Block.
of 61 votes, 70% like it
I Don't Believe Anything That Isn't On TV.
of 53 votes, 47% like it
In The Event Of Nuclear Disaster I Call Dibs On Mutant Powers.
of 61 votes, 62% like it
I'm Just Waiting For The Fight Music To Start.
of 54 votes, 61% like it
I Ran Out Of Time. Can I Waste Yours?
of 64 votes, 67% like it
I Know Everything. I Just Don't Want To Ruin The Surprise For You
of 53 votes, 51% like it
Couch Potatoes Eating Potato Chips: Cannibalism.
of 53 votes, 55% like it
Imagination Makes The World Go Around. It Also Makes Dragons.
of 63 votes, 57% like it
Side Effects Are Often More Interesting Than The Main Effects.
of 65 votes, 52% like it
They Sure Don't Make Cliches Like They Used To Anymore.
of 60 votes, 60% like it
Take Notes, I'm About To Do Something Awesome.
of 58 votes, 52% like it
With Great Power Comes Ridiculous Costumes.
of 94 votes, 73% like it
I Lost My Sense Of Humor In A Tragic Clowning Accident.
of 56 votes, 48% like it
Conformity Has Been Done Before.
of 58 votes, 52% like it
It's Good To Have Goals. I Have Three.
of 50 votes, 54% like it
Superstitions Are Better Than Normal Stitions.
of 68 votes, 62% like it
Modesty Only Works For Awesome People Like Me.
of 72 votes, 68% like it
Science Killed My Imaginary Friend.
of 69 votes, 61% like it
First I Venge, Then I Revenge.
of 58 votes, 60% like it
Nostalgia Really Brings Back Memories.
of 66 votes, 56% like it
Quantum Physics Doesn't Cook My Breakfast. Thermokinesics Does.
of 59 votes, 49% like it
Don't Put All Your Cliches In One Basket.
of 58 votes, 59% like it
So Much For The Element Of Surprise...
of 63 votes, 49% like it
Photosynthesis Is Useful (In Situations Like This)(in uv).
of 64 votes, 59% like it
I Don't Believe In Non-Fiction.
of 75 votes, 64% like it
Dragons Make Every Sport Extreme.
of 63 votes, 63% like it
How Many Rhetorical Questions Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
of 93 votes, 62% like it
Stupid History, Stop Repeating.
of 81 votes, 54% like it
I'm Good At Sports That Involve Me Winning.
of 81 votes, 57% like it
Schrodinger's Nemesis - Zombie Cats.
of 81 votes, 51% like it
All The Good Cliches Are Taken.
of 79 votes, 54% like it
Getting Down Requires Skills I Don't Have.
of 81 votes, 59% like it
Sport: Helping Parents Relive Their Failed Dreams.
of 74 votes, 51% like it
I Am Displaying An Appropriate Level Of Awesome.
of 80 votes, 49% like it
I Induce Awkward Silences.
of 80 votes, 53% like it
I Preferred Science When It Was Magic.
of 105 votes, 70% like it
My Plans For World Domination Involve Monkeys.
of 58 votes, 52% like it
I Have Just Lost The Element Of Surprise.
of 75 votes, 56% like it
I'll Only Believe In Unicorns If They Believe In Me.
of 82 votes, 54% like it
I'm Sick And Tired Of Narcolepsy.
of 86 votes, 60% like it
Unicorns Do Exist, They're Just Hiding.
of 85 votes, 54% like it
I Suffer From Sporadic Hibernation.
of 82 votes, 51% like it
I Am Like A Unicorn, Except I Exist.
of 83 votes, 49% like it
Revolutions Leave Me Dizzy.
of 94 votes, 60% like it
I Am Very Talented At Something You Know Nothing About.
of 82 votes, 60% like it
I Sleep Best When I'm Not Awake.
of 84 votes, 52% like it
In A Parallel Universe This Shirt Is Wearing Me
of 81 votes, 59% like it
One Sided Conversations Are Great. Thanks. Bye.
of 82 votes, 56% like it
My Holiday Spirit Is 80 Proof.
of 86 votes, 52% like it
Some Dead Guy Said This Thing Once, And It Was Totally Awesome
of 85 votes, 64% like it
A "White Christmas" Is Racially Insensitive.
of 79 votes, 52% like it
My Career Plans Were Much More Exciting When I Was 5.
of 120 votes, 84% like it
Today Is Step 93 Of My Evil Plan.
of 80 votes, 63% like it
I Don't Accept Charity. Unless Its Money.
of 81 votes, 57% like it
I Tend To Agree With Myself.
of 85 votes, 59% like it
I Have Awesome Self Confidence Issues
of 75 votes, 53% like it
My Life Is One Big Long Obscure Pop Culture Reference
of 78 votes, 49% like it
If I Had To Pay For Vowels I Would Only Have Cheap Conversations
of 75 votes, 55% like it
I Hide My Clumsiness With Killer Freestyle Moves
of 76 votes, 55% like it
I Have Many Skills That Are Not Applicable In Real Life.
of 88 votes, 66% like it
I Used To Be An Atheist. Now I Believe In Unicorns.
of 97 votes, 54% like it
Art Critic. Will Work For Food.
of 82 votes, 55% like it
Believing In Unicorns Doesn't Pay the Rent, But Hunting Them Does
of 94 votes, 51% like it
I Prefer My Polariods Unshaken
of 90 votes, 53% like it
With Great Power Comes Great Costumes
of 105 votes, 60% like it
I Time Travel Like Everyone Else. One Second At A Time.
of 97 votes, 57% like it
Hard work has killed plenty of people
of 92 votes, 61% like it
Failing gets easier the less I try
of 93 votes, 57% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
123 And ABC Are Two Completely Different Skills.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
5 Out Of 5 Yes-Men Agree.
of 59 votes, 49% like it
A Laugh A Minute Is A Very Strenuous Exercise Regime.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
According To The Script, I Survive The Future.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
Aiming For The Stars Is Easier With A Laser Scope.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
Beautiful Minds Taste Delicious.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
Believing In Fate Means I Always Have An Excuse.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
Captain Obvious Is A Useless Superhero.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Cartoons Were My Substitute Teacher.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
Class Clowns Never Seem To Join The Circus.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
Coffee Is Liquid Awesome
of 52 votes, 44% like it
Comatose And Living The Dream.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
Comedy Is Hilarious.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
Daylight Savings Never Killed Anyone, Unless You Count Vampires.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
Don't Listen To Imperative Statements.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
Don't Listen To Me, I'm Just A T-Shirt.
of 51 votes, 43% like it
English Gives Bad Things A Bad Name.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
Even The Best Laid Plans Can Suffer From A Surprise Zombie Attack
of 35 votes, 49% like it
Evolution: Dah-Winning
of 61 votes, 16% like it
Exaggeration Is An Extreme Sport.
of 63 votes, 48% like it
Firemen With Flamethrowers: Fighting Fire With Fire.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
Flattery Gets Me Everywhere.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Flattery Gets Me Most Places.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
Flattery Is Actually The Best Form Of Flattery.
of 40 votes, 33% like it
Flattery Is No Substitute For A Valid Ticket.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Forget Peace. Give Unicorns A Chance.
of 58 votes, 47% like it
Forget scissors, don't run with alligators.
of 40 votes, 35% like it
Free Lunches Are Out There.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Funny business is the best kind of business ever!
of 19 votes, 32% like it
Get Out Of Jail Free Cards Don't Actually Work.
of 40 votes, 43% like it
Heebies Give Me The Jeebies.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
Hilarious Is A Funny Word.
of 50 votes, 38% like it
Humanity Is Contagious.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
Hyperbowl: Exaggeration Championships.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
I Agree With Pretty Much Everything I Say
of 49 votes, 33% like it
I Always Try To Think Outside Of Pandora's Box.
of 55 votes, 45% like it
I Am A Viable Form Of Entertainment.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
I Am Also Wearing Pants Today.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
I Am Awesome In 5 Different Languages.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
I Am Not A Crook, I Am More Of A Petty Gangster
of 20 votes, 30% like it
I Am Secretly A Dragon.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
I Am Secretly Not Very Good At Keeping Secrets.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
I Attack Without Warning. Unless You Are Warned By Reading This.
of 58 votes, 41% like it
I Base My Religious Beliefs On Science.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
I Blame All Of My Mistakes On History.
of 38 votes, 42% like it
I Color Outside The Lines On Purpose.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
I Defy Gravity, But It Always Wins In The End.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
I Digress About As Much As That One Time That Cat Did That Thing.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
I Don't Beleive In Non-Fiction.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
I Don't Trust Psychics Or Weather Forecasters.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
I Hate It When My Revenge Gets Cold.
of 24 votes, 46% like it
I Have A Simplicity Complex.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
I Have A Sixth Sense Of Humour
of 33 votes, 30% like it
I Have A Unicorn Problem.
of 54 votes, 37% like it
I Have Athletic Inability.
of 54 votes, 37% like it
I Have Limited Means, Therefore I Am Economic.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
I Have My Own Agenda And Chair My Own Meetings.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
I Have Skills. Humanity Just Hasn't Evolved Enough For Them Yet.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
I Have Successfully Confused You. Or Have I?
of 32 votes, 41% like it
I Have The Energy Of A 5 Year Old... During Nap Time.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
I have to cut back on my vicarious living, for health reasons.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
I Like My Piggy Backs In The Form of Bacon.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
I Like Similes But I Alligator Metaphors.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
I Like Your Favourite Band Better Than You Do.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
I Liked Old School Back When It Was New School.
of 36 votes, 42% like it
I Love To Masticate.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
I Make My Living Out Of Money.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I Only Believe Proven Conspiracy Theories.
of 55 votes, 38% like it
I Only Use Retro Cliches.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
I Practice My Self Degredation On Others.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
I Returned From The Dead, But Now I Want To Go Back.
of 61 votes, 41% like it
I Run On Solar-Power. [uv]Charging...[/uv]
of 45 votes, 42% like it
I Self Associate With The Best Of Them.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
I Spend Time Not Money
of 64 votes, 13% like it
I stole this idea on the internet
of 33 votes, 30% like it
I Think Far More Often Than I Should.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
I time travel like everyone else. one second at a time
of 2 votes, 50% like it
I transform into laundry
of 33 votes, 33% like it
I Tried Football Once, But I Didn't Like The Taste
of 72 votes, 49% like it
I Verb Lots Of Nouns.
of 43 votes, 49% like it
I Want To Be Alive When I Grow Up.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
I Was An Individual But Then I Decided To Try Something Different
of 50 votes, 48% like it
I Was More Popular In Highschool.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
I Wasted My 15 Seconds Of Fame.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
I Wish Great Responsibility Came With Great Power.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
I Wonder If People Can Hear Me Talking To Myself?
of 29 votes, 31% like it
I'm A Cautious Rebel In A Dangerous World.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
I'm A Pathetic About Grammar.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
I'm A Real Pirate. (I Copy DVD's)
of 34 votes, 35% like it
I'm Acting Right Now.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
I'm An Unrealist At Heart.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
I'm In-Credible Because I Plagiarize.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
I'm Incredible, So Don't Quote Me.
of 34 votes, 38% like it
I'm Just Here Until The Future Happens.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
I'm More Productive When I'm Not Working
of 54 votes, 48% like it
I'm Not A Hypochondriac. I Just Want To Keep My Options Open.
of 53 votes, 43% like it
I'm Not A Swede. I'm Just Swede-ish.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
I'm Not Here. Please Leave A Message After I Leave.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
I'm Old Enough To Know Better.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
I'm Right 100% Of The Times That I'm Not Wrong.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
I'm So Excited, I'm Just Really Good At Hiding It.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
I've Never Actually Seen A Gift Horse.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
I.ve G'ot A Ba'd. Ca.se O'f Pun'ctua.tio'n.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
If History Repeats Itself Then History Repeats Itself.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
If I Wasn't A Survivor I Would Be Dead.
of 43 votes, 49% like it
If you can read this I am outside of my comfort zone (uv ink)
of 42 votes, 33% like it
In 5 Minutes This Will Be Retro.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
Inanimate Friends Are Better Than Imaginary Friends.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
Inanimate Friends Are Better Than Imaginary Friends.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
Is there a merit badge for zombie slaying?
of 40 votes, 35% like it
It's Hard To Make A Living So I Choose To Borrow One.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
It's Hard To Subtly Eavesdrop While Wearing This Shirt
of 28 votes, 36% like it
Its Only Gambling If You Lose.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
Iv'e G'ot A' Ba'd Cas'e O'f Punc'tuat'ion.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
Jerks are people too. They just aren't very nice
of 37 votes, 35% like it
Kids, Try This At Home.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
Literally metaphorical
of 64 votes, 42% like it
Litrisee Sux.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
Living In A Shoe Grossly Overestimates The Size Of Peoples Feet.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
Living The Dream On A Lumpy Mattress.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
Many Hands Make Mutation Desirable.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Mercy Is For The Week, No Mercy Is For The Weekend.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
Music To My Ears Is Probably Music To Your Ears Too.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
My Curriculum Vitae Just Says: Awesome.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
My Glass Is Half Full Of Empty.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
My Ordinary Senses Are Tingling.
of 27 votes, 48% like it
My Other Shirt Has A Much Better Slogan On It.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
My Plans For World Domination Involve Monkies.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
My Pun Licence Has Expired.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
My Records Skip All The Time But They're Still Fat.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
My School Spirit Was Vodka.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
My Self Image Is Usually Defined By A Mirror.
of 36 votes, 42% like it
My Stream Of Consciousness Flows Into The Sewer Of Humanity.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
My Theme Music Needs A Remix.
of 59 votes, 49% like it
Narcolepsy Is Like... ... ... zzz.
of 32 votes, 41% like it
Non-Conformity Is The New Conformity
of 52 votes, 38% like it
Obscure Pop Culture References Improve My Self Esteem
of 57 votes, 42% like it
Of course you can't see the ninjas, stupid.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
Official Non-Conformist Army Uniform.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
Once Upon A Time There Was A Moral Who Lived Happily Ever After.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Onwards, Upwards, Outerspacewards!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Perfection Has Its Price: Narcissism.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
Philanthropy Is Great When I Am On The Receiving End.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
Pictures And Words Actually Have No Inherrant Fiscal Value
of 25 votes, 32% like it
Proverbs Are Better Than Normal Verbs
of 57 votes, 33% like it
Reaching For The Sky Is Easier With Long Arms.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
Revenge Is Not An Appropriate Food Group.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
Revenge Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
Rocking And Rolling Gives Me Motion Sickness.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Royalty Is Hereditary.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
Sarcasm Is My Default Setting. Press Here For Alternate Options.
of 51 votes, 37% like it
Scat. Shoobydoobydowagettouttahere.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
Science Killed The Unicorn.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
Scrabble Sorts The Men (6pts) From The Juveniles (69pts).
of 30 votes, 33% like it
Skillz Don't Pay my Billz.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
Some Dead Guy Said This Thing Once, And It Is Totally Awesome
of 15 votes, 33% like it
Sports Jackets Don't Increase My Athletic Ability.
of 38 votes, 34% like it
Stand Up Comedy Is More Comfortable Sitting Down.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
The Best Kept Secret Is Something I Don't Know About.
of 42 votes, 43% like it
The Best Theories Prove Nothing.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
The Circle Of Life Does Not Account For Zombies
of 46 votes, 39% like it
The Deeper Things In Life Are Usually Holes.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
The Future Is Always Brighter Past The Space/Time Continuum.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
The Future Is Bright Because The Sun Will Explode.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
The Human Race Is Over. Jesus Won.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
The Speed Of Light Hurts My Eyes.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
The Universe Told Me Not To Listen To You
of 41 votes, 41% like it
The World Of Today Was Yesterdays World Of Tomorrow.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
There Is No Cure For Awesome.
of 73 votes, 47% like it
There Is No Such Thing As A Healthy Dose Of Danger.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
Thinking Is Just One Of My Many Talents.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
This Demonstrates The Theory Of Parallel Universes (on front&
of 3 votes, 33% like it
This Is My Fancy Dress. I Came As Myself.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
This Is Not A Drill, It Is A T-Shirt.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
This Sentance. Time Travel Messed Up
of 42 votes, 40% like it
This Shirt Covers The Hole In My Self Esteem.
of 37 votes, 43% like it
This Shirt Is Edible, Unless You Have Taste Buds.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
This Shirt Is Self-Referencing.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
This Shirt Was Relevant Once.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
This Shirt Will Make More Sense Tomorrow.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
This Will All Make Sense Tomorrow.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
This Would Be Funnier If You Knew The Backstory.
of 73 votes, 49% like it
To Be Completely Honest, I'm Not That Honest. And I Am A Centaur.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
Underground Music Needs More Moles.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
Until Now, The Element Of Surprise Was A Possibility.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
Verbs do it for me
of 50 votes, 8% like it
We All Have A Little Animal Inside Us. Mine Is A Teddy.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
Weather Forecasters - The Thinking Man's Psychic.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Where Have All The Dragons Gone?
of 23 votes, 35% like it
Winning Makes Everything Ok, Including Rioting.
of 51 votes, 35% like it
Word Games Are Fun Until Someone Breaks A Verb.
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I am Krokun. I live in New Zealand. I like Slogans. Please be my friend.
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