#FF0000 #0000FF and #FFFF00 are the primary colors.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. "
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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*RULER OF AWKWARD SITUATIONS*
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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... Screw this, I'm just going to take the stairs.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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1f numb3r5 d1dn't ex15t, th15 sh1rt w0uldn't ex15t.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Ahahahahahaaa!!! Wait....... what?
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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All my ONLINE friends think I'm cool.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Alliterations are awesome and also amazingly accurate.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Being short has its ups and downs.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Blondes, brunettes, redheads.. what about people with black hair?
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Bread... the best thing since sliced bread.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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But online, I'm like this super cool awesome person.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Catcher in the Rye reference... GODDAMNIT!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Choose your words carefully and incitefully.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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COINCIDENCE? I think not!!!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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CRAISINS = CRazy Awesome raISINS
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Crikey! It's a stereotypical Australian, mate!
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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DANGER: Poison may cause toxic side effects.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Death by taxi is quite taxing.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Deja vu: My life as a remix.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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DFTBA.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Don't be trash, recycle.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Don't follow my footsteps -- I walk into walls.
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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Don't forget what you have to remember.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Don't look at this shirt. YES, my reverse psychology worked!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Don't mess with Mr. Anthropomorphism.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Don't try anything on me, you'll only get your mind taken over.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Don't you try to outweird me.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Drink Coffee and do stupid things faster!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Dumbledore's Words of Wisdom: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Dyslexic+Agnostic = Dude who doubts the existence of a dog.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Dyslexic+Agnostic = Someone who doubts the existence of a dog.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Essays: Explaining things that could be said in two sentences.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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FROLIC TIME.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Frolic: v. to play and run about happily
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Get Up from bed? Sounds like work. I'll pass, thanks.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Go to school and come back? It'd be easier if I just stayed home.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Google yourself. If nothing shows up.......... you life sucks.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Harry Potter WRocks my world.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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History repeats itself... History repeats itself...
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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HOLY CRAP DID YOU JUST READ WHAT THAT SHIRT SAID?!?!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Homophobic: n. fear of homophones. Billy cried at a pair of pears
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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How does one go about falling UP the stairs?
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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How low can you go? No, seriously.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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How to pillage: Steal, burn, take the women and RUN!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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http://www.YouJustGotURLed.com
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I am a natural born (mis)leader.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I Batman You.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I can never remember how to spell insomnia. Or irony.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I don't bleed blood, I bleed INK.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i h8 ppl wh0 us3 cht spk! roflmao
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I hATE it wHEN people emphaSIZE rANDom THINgs.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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I have been known to drink Dihydrogen Monoxide, AKA H20.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I just blew your mind up with my laser beam of AWESOME.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I just lawl'd in your FACE.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I just played myself in chess.... and lost.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I Like using Random capitalization.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I love walking barefoot in socks.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I need to spice up my life. I think I'll go get some wasabi.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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I pilfered this shirt.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I tend to compare my life to the books I read.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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I'd talk, but I'm probably eating pizza.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I'd wear it. Um, stupid. This is what shirts have to go through.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I'll walk a mile in your shoes, I'd get shoes and be a mile away
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a homo sapien, what's Your sign?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm in ur shirtz, pwning u with lolcatz.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I'm McLuvin it.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not redundantly redundant.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I'm quite fluent in Latin of the pig variety.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm quite fluent in Latin. Of the pig variety, that is.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I'm quite the predictably random person.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm so awesome, even my shirt says so.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm stuck in a time loop. I'm stuck in a time loop. I'm stuck in-
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm usually the one who apologizes when I get bumped into.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I'm what they call a 'guitar hero'.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I've never lied.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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If I had a dollar for every idiom I heard...
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If plural goose is geese, is plural moose meese?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If you can't stand the heat, just turn on the air conditioner.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If you gave me a knuckle sandwich, how would I eat the bones?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If you say green beans slowly it sounds like gullible.
of 46 votes, 46% like it
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If you see me talking if my sleep, please slap me.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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If you see this, I'm AFK.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If you're humming, please shut up.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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In case of fire, take the fire extinguisher.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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In legal terms, there are two choices. I Agree, and Go To Hell.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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In terms of relative awesomeness, this shirts totally owns yours.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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Indeedy.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Jesus: Rated E for everyone.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Laser printer? How about PHASER printer.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Let's kill homework, since it killed trees!
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Life is like a corn dog. I dunno why. It just is.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Lions are to safaris as we are to a food court.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Lost? Don't panic, I can help. You are here ---> x
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Made from 100 % Tee Shirt.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Man! I wish MY school could break into choreographed dance.
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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My bark is worse than my bite. Too bad I don't bark.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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My karma ran over my dogma. :(
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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My mind couldn't contain its awesome so it spilled onto my shirt.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Oh evolution. Make me a puppy-sized elephant.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Protons are extremely optimistic: they're always positive!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Relax... I'm a ninja.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Rule #1: I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Six days ago, tomorrow was next week.
of 57 votes, 47% like it
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Super Powers.... ACTIVATE!
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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The answer to life is 42.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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The answer to life is cookies. No, wait, 42. 42 cookies, then.
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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The redundancy was an unexpected surprise.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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The shirt dares you not to read this shirt. The shirt wins.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Things To Do Today:
- Wake Up
- Survive
- Go Back To Bed
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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This shirt has a secret message written in invisible ink.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Today is yesterday's tomorrow's, yesterday's tomorrow.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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