"Be fruitful and multiply," sounds good to me
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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(low back placement)-haha everyone thinks your looking at my butt
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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. . . I'm just as confused as you are.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Actually, more is more.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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after the fruitful and multiply one its supposed to say me
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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AWESOME
A
CONTENT RATED BY
THIS GUY
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Bananas are so appealing
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Bear bottoms are very fury.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Caution fragile.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Don't make deals with puppets, there's always strings attached.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Dyslexic Canadians say "eh" at the beginning of every s
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Dyslexic Canadians say eh at the beginning of every sentence.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Fill in the blank with your own witty comment: _______.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Fine I won't be smart with you, duhhh . . .
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Fish aren't Sea Kittens, and if they were I'd still eat them.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Flattering isn't a very flattering word.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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For a staring contest snap twice and look up.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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For more information consult the head up top.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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For sale by stranger
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Front: GOOD, (under Good)try to stay on my good side. Back: Bad
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Got a lot of goods for sale stranger!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Haha I get it, now I'm going to try and for-get it
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Hehe, spell icup
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Help me! This human has taken me hostage!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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HELP WANTED: A clever comment to put on this shirt.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I am serious and don't call me Shirley (from an awesome movie)
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I compliment this shirt with my witty personality
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I don't have personal hygiene, only public.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I guess one idiot can make a difference.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I had something smart to say but forgot what it was.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I have conversations with the talking taco bell hot sauce packets
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I only use original cliches
of 70 votes, 27% like it
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I prefer My hygiene public, not personal.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I refuse to use abbrev.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I'll Calc-u-later.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I'm going to school to study a broad.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I'm going to school to study a broad. (silhouette of a woman)
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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I'm not serious . . . and do call me Shirley
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I'm on duty make it quick . . . it's starting to stink.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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If you want to have a good time then get a good watch.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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If you're reading this this message will self destruct in 10 sec
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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If your reading this this message will self destruct in 10 sec's.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Imo acronyms are quite unnecessary.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Indifference killed the dog.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Indifference saved the cat.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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It costs to much to pay attention to you.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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It's ironic that there's nothing ironic about iron.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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It's just a coincidence that fate has brought us together.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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It's to expensive to pay attention to you.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Lanyards make me feel important.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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look up the capital of Delaware and put Ben before it.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Mus-tard (pron./must turd/): A constipated condiment.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Mustard is named that way because it's constipated.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Mustard, one constipated condiment.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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My innermost thoughts are displayed on this shirt................
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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My life is a RTS game
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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My pet peeve is being asked what my pet peeve is.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Once up-on a time I was on time.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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once upon a time I was on time.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Picture Paul putting poo upon the poor petrified peacock
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Psst, banana pass it on.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Real spies wear olive drab.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Saint Patties pinch proof armor.(green shirt)
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Sorry, but I'm on duty (picture of toilet).
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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tchh, circles are for squares.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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The gnome in my closet told me to wear this shirt for you today.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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The hotdog, American mans best friend
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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The late worm gets to live.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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There's nothing funny about hitting your humerus(written w/bones)
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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There's nothing ironic about iron.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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They always get bums like me for jobs like this.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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This is actually a highly advanced electron modulator super suit.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt came out of the closet just today.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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This shirt has been enchanted to fortify my personality.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Truly ask yourself, "why am I reading this shirt right now?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Walking "bear footed" seems unnatural.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Walking bear footed seems unnatural
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Walking with bear feet seems unnatural.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Welcome to Coolsville 101, population: us
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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What aren't you talking about Willis?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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What you need is a heavy dose of prescription this guy.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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What you need is a heavy dose of vitamin this guy!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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What you need is a heavy dose of vitamin this guy.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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what you see before you is 6.4 bill. years of genetic engineering
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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What, do I smell funny? Stop laughing at me!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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While you read you are aware of that crusty in your nose right?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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While you read, you are aware of that crusty in your nose right?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Why do old ladies get to be cougars while old men are creeps.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Wood Elf-
Attributes:
1)marksmanship
2)sneak
3)magic
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Ya I've caught all 150.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Ya you'll keep reading if you know what's good for ya.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Ya, I make phat beats with my pencil.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Yes I actually did pay money for this shirt.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Yes I did make a random noise so you wouldn't hear me fart.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Yes, hair is suppose to grow there!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Yes, that smell is coming from me.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You read my shirt!...give me a dollar and we're even.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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You read this shirt only because it pleases me.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Your in my bubble, be careful not to pop it.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Your not looking at my shirt, my shirt's looking at you!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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