I beat the boogie monster in a dance-off.
of 27 votes, 52% like it
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The first rule of treehugging: Don't axe, don't fell.
of 43 votes, 47% like it
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Limbo: The Official Dance of Purgatory
of 56 votes, 79% like it
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Philosophy is great if you don't overthink it.
of 44 votes, 41% like it
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Jalapenos make me hot.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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The feds call it piracy. Mr. Rogers called it sharing.
of 43 votes, 58% like it
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Beware of artists! They're sketchy.
of 44 votes, 61% like it
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Thunderstorms light up my life.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Corduroy is groovy
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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I speak tpyo.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Labyrinths amaze me.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Censorship is #%@$!*
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I'm a poet for no rhyme or reason.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Gravity makes my world go round.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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The future is now. When do I get my flying car?
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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Get your reality off my tv.
of 38 votes, 61% like it
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DNA is twisted.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Potatoes never forget their roots.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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Fools: Not just for April anymore!
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Phobiaphobe. (I fear fear itself.)
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Mornings are for overachievers.
of 45 votes, 56% like it
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Magic 8-ball, shaken not stirred.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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She said no such thing.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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I spend Easter with my peeps.
of 39 votes, 62% like it
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Watch out for DJs. They keep records.
of 30 votes, 50% like it
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Pygmies keep a low profile.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Geese know how to get down.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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The beaver attack was a dam shame.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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Shoelaces are trippy.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Plastic surgeons let you pick your nose.
of 48 votes, 54% like it
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Robots have magnetic personalities.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Orthodontia is a mouthful.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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My dog chases tail.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Wordplay > swordplay
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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If it's fantasy football, how come they're all wearing clothes?
of 37 votes, 51% like it
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Dance like nobody's ... screw it, people are totally watching.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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Embrace the absurd. It needs a hug.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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That foot wasn't so lucky for the rabbit.
of 28 votes, 64% like it
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Seurat had a point ...
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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What if life gives you kumquats?
of 32 votes, 63% like it
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Even zombies need a little love.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Yoga gives me the bends.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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Everything's better with sprinkles
of 35 votes, 54% like it
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If bacon is wrong, I don't want to be right.
of 41 votes, 78% like it
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Bowling, it's how I roll.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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I grabbed a pirate's booty
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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