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hootmonkey
aka Henry B is a boy, has been a member since March 23, 2009, has scored 2,257 submissions, giving an average score of 2.53, helping 52 designs get printed.
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There is more to life than meets the sigh.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I draw on my conclusions.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Napping is so dreamy.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Romance writers keep their tales between their legs.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Life is food.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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In sum respects, a slice of pi is infinite.
of 54 votes, 37% like it
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Take a walk on the child side.
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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Space has curve appeal.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Zombies dig people.
of 63 votes, 30% like it
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My emperor penguin wears no clothes.
of 65 votes, 23% like it
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Fireworks are a blast.
of 72 votes, 32% like it
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My high horse wants grass.
of 64 votes, 31% like it
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You say potato, I say french fry.
of 78 votes, 31% like it
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Actually, his pants are rectangle.
of 61 votes, 30% like it
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They should have been called horrormones.
of 65 votes, 26% like it
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I have a wait problem.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Being naked makes me feel renude.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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According to prophecy, I've been left behind.
of 52 votes, 37% like it
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When it comes to cycles I'm totally Bi.
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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I store my cookies here. (arrow pointing to belly)
of 82 votes, 35% like it
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Pessimists: The real no it alls.
of 73 votes, 27% like it
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Ask me about my dragon.
of 83 votes, 33% like it
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Samurai artists draw their weapons.
of 86 votes, 35% like it
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Riding a bicycle makes me two tired.
of 61 votes, 33% like it
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I like my unicorn with butter.
of 71 votes, 42% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Bacon is better than six degrees.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Bacon: My drug of choice. (the truth behind 'high on the hog')
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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But his pants are a rectangle?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Cheap shot hunters get more bang for the buck.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Cosmonot: An astronomical failure.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Execution by a Canon is my prefered way to stop time.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Eye am a homophone.
of 75 votes, 15% like it
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Graphic Resigner
of 69 votes, 12% like it
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HIGH ON THE HOG: Bacon, the drug of choice.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I like pig butts and I cannot lie.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I prefer to live in the presents.
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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I resign as the controller of my fate.
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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I've learned my keep.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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It is ironic that broker and broke come from the same word.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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It's a stud muffin top to you, Mister!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Loose the wait. It feels good.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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My emperor penguin wears not clothes.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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My sheepdog is baaahhhahhd to the bone.
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Pastport Required: To travel back in time.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Reel Men Fish
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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STUPORHERO
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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Talk to the wall.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Tee Party Supporter
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Unlucky scarecrows always draw the short straw.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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William and Kate: The Royal Flush
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
My designs
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