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Numan
aka Nguyen Nguyen is a 27.73 year old boy, has been a member since February 16, 2005, has scored 216 submissions, giving an average score of 2.71, helping 7 designs get printed.
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Thov can not tovcheth this! Halt! Tis the time of Hammer!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Let's not do that again... I thought for sure deers can limbo..
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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OYG really?? Oh yeah, I don't have a God.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I AM NOT HAPPY! (small font) so can you guess which dwarf I am?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Theoretically, if I were to know your password, what would it be?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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motivational words on a shirt... Um... go you!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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THE GAME.
you just lost it
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I divided by zero! Oh cr-
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are pale
Are you sick?
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Note to self: stop reading other people's shirts.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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The government knows when you are reading this shirt.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Quick! I need a pencil, 6 zebras, 11 bottles, and a left shoe!
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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I am Jack's slogan on a shirt.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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<-- right | left -->
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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government efficiency is an oxymoron
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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You can't stop me from picturing you naked!
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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I wish the Iraq war was emo, so it would end itself.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Darth Vader is my homie.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Do you know this song that goes na na na, na, na na, na?
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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I love you in a way that is illegal in most countries
of 55 votes, 38% like it
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getting lucky with google isn't as satisfying as it sounds...
of 57 votes, 39% like it
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There's no I in TEAM, but there's IRAN in URANIUM
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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I've had it up to here with height requirements ________
of 55 votes, 42% like it
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Everytime Jesus masturbates, a kitten kills God.
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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My name has more Google results than your name!
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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There's a wrong way to eat a Reese's, let me show you!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Vegetable oil is made out of vegetable, but what about baby oil?
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I wish that I'm sin^2 & you're cos^2, so together we're 1!
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I need nine mice, two screws, and five mimes, quick!
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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The new American dream is to move to Canada.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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Irony is Oedipus saying "'Sup mofos"
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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There's a MONSTER behind you! Let me protect your wallet!
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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How does Intelligent Design explain male nipples?
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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My momma always said: Life is like an analogy
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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I Ebayed my soul
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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By the time you finish reading this you will smell my fart.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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CAPS LOCK: ITS LIKE THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Why do we say Tuna Fish and not Chicken Bird?
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Will be president for food.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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I'm going to make my own world where you never have to wear pants
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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a alphabetically be in organized sentence should words
of 66 votes, 39% like it
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Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia poems write you
of 67 votes, 34% like it
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work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively
of 63 votes, 46% like it
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coincidence may favor the bold but irony favors the italic
of 63 votes, 32% like it
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I need a fork, a dead crow, ten poles, and a spare tire, quick!
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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I get high on poverty! It's like life.. but with less money.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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There's no hope left for the world. Let's make out.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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One of us shouldn't be wearing clothes.
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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I'm pretty sure I have Attention Defic- OOOH SQUIRRELS!!
of 65 votes, 34% like it
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Yo Momma... is a very nice lady and I like her pies.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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I like Jesus, he dies I get chocolate, he's born I get presents!
of 68 votes, 40% like it
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I humiliate criminals with elaborate swinging bucket contraptions
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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DOWN WITH PANTS! UP WITH SKIRTS!
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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They said I have a poor memory. That's all I remember.
of 65 votes, 34% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
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of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Canada is an USA Expansion Pack
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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For shame, treasure seems to control all that happens around me.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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funny slogan on shirt is funny
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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games don't make people violent, lag does
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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God called, heaven voted your soul out.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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God watches us like we watch reality tv shows.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Heaven watches us like we watch a reality TV show.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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How many GBs of porn is considered an addiction?
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I am Dyslexic of Borg. You will be ass laminated.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I belong to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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I have 99 problems, but fortunately a woman is not one of them.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I learned Japanese from hentai!
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I think I'll go TO the video stoRe to RENT a movie now.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I'm so goth even my chocobos are black.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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irony is eating lots of iron but is anaemic
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Jesus Christ it's a lion, get in the car!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Jesus saves! Passes to Moses.... SCOOOORE!!!
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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linux is more compatible with unix than windows is with windows
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Microsoft Works is an oxymoron
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Nonsensical ramblings for you to read aloud
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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real life has excellent graphics, but needs better gameplay
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Say \"You are not alone\" and make me feel better.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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shouldn't the bible be in the fiction section?
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Support Pastafarianism! Teach the FSM in science class!
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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this shirt belongs on your floor
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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touched by His noodly appendage
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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What was God thinking when he made the ass sweat?
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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Would the last name Shady, first name Slim, please arise?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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You have just let me preoccupied you. Thanks for reading.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/93905/Numan
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My gallery photos
All about me
My slogans will tell you everything you need to know.
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