kstormy
aka Kyle Storms is a 22.2 year old boy, has been a member since June 8, 2009, has scored 270 submissions, giving an average score of 2.87, helping 7 designs get printed.
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I mustered all my brainpower and all I got was this shirt
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not creative, I just hide my plagiarism well
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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If electricity is from electrons, does morality come from morons?
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Gorilla/ Chimp '10: who doesn't want a planet ruled by apes?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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soylent-Os: now with 50% more human goodness
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I assumed the future would have more monkeys with jet-packs
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I assumed the future would have more monkeys with jet-packs
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I assumed the future would have more monkeys with jetpacks
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I don't make the point, I defeat it.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Last night's temporary tattoos I got while drunk wont come off!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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The economy took my lunch money!
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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wash me! (made to look like written in dust w/ finger)
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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this shirt was white when I bought it (on a light brown shirt)
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Long live consumer capitalism!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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stop warming my globe you pervert!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Don't believe anything you read
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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sponsered by viewers like you
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Congratulations! your illiterate!
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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My imaginary friend is trying to kill me and my other personality
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I'm so fresh I'm vacuum packed and cellophane wrapped
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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by reading this aloud you agree not to sue
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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pleeeeaaase be my prisoner
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at a guy and take his money
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I hAtE wHEn PeOple TyPE liKe ThIs!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I am Jack's inconsolable boredom
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Pistol whip: not nearly as tasty as it sounds...
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Hey look! It's Captian Obvious and his sidekick No S#!% Boy!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Soylent Green: Now with 25% more human goodness
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the other guy's eyes.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Let's paint the town, shut it down, burn the roof, do it again
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If your reading this, stop staring at my chest...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Is this a Benjamin Button thing or will you always be this ugly?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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if anyone loves peace more than me, they better have a gun
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Florida, America's Wang
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
<back> If your reading this, stop following me!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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<back> If your reading this, stop following me!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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A certain plummer said if I ate mushrooms I'd grow, he lied
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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A million monkeys on a million typewriters and this was the best?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Are you on a boat?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Because of Twitter I have more followers than Jim Jones
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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brand clothes: made for kids, by kids
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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caution: may contain saccharin
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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consumerism (n.) Stupid people buying useless overpriced stuff
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Elephants: nature's bagpipe
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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grocery list:
1.soylent green
2.blue space milk
3.moloko
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Hi. I am (name). Nice to meet you
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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High Definition: making everyone uglier since 2005.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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hiring now:
if you can read this, your overqualified
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I (verb.) like a boss!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I always wondered what happened to you, baby jane.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I am Jack's (insert emotion).
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I gave college my two weeks notice
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I got mugged by the economy!
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I ran inside to save the princess and all I met was a mushroom
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I went to a sweatshop and all I got was this shirt
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm post-modern! Wierd for the sake of wierd
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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If Jesus and Buddha had a baby, would it walk on water or sink?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Incinerate. Rejuvenate. Incarnate.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Is this a Benjamin Button deal or will you always look like this?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My imaginary friend, alter ego, and other personality ditched me
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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noun subject verb predicate...and there's your witty t-shirt
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Rather than drop it like its hot, don't pick it up
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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someone said they tweeted me and I punched them in the face
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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starvation: curing world hunger one death at a time...
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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stop warming the earth! it's supposed to be at room temperature!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Sucking sucks!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The Game: you just lost...
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The world looks to us, college students, for wisdom and truth
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt doubles as a napkin, pillow, and kleenex
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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This tee is just a camouflage for my man boobs
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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This tee is just a camouflage for my man boobs
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts does...
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but two lefts do...
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Unless I owe you alimony or child support, stop asking for money!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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You better eat up, there are hungry people in Hungary
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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you can dip your hand in my till anytime
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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you know those spam emails you get? I invented those
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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your like an urban jesus!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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your not drunk till you've made love to a fire hydrent
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
My designs
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